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Folde

A useful substitute for any word. It is used for either for fun, to avoid swearing, or to hide what you actually mean to say from others.
Folde: What the folde is that?
Folde: You think I can see what you're folde-ing?
Folde: That's a folde and a half.
Folde: What a folde..
Folde: How've you been folde-ing up?
Folde: Folde!
Folde: He's the biggest folder I've ever come across.
by Folde December 15, 2008
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folding a fart

The act of intentionally holding in a fart. Like being dealt a hand in a poker game (the fart) and essentially just folding.
Folding a fart, fart folding, folded a fart, etc. all of which mean not being comfortable enough in the environment or with your own digestive system enough to realease a fart.

“I had tacos last night for dinner and I’ve been folding farts all morning. Trying not to poop my pants.”

“I had to fold a fart in the elevator this morning and now my stomach hurts.”
by GlennNasty January 11, 2018
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Folded

To wreck or have an accident especially after talking junk with peers
by Kram69 July 28, 2020
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Fold

To fuck up in some sort of way personally or socially.

Past tense(north jersey way)
-Folding
Present tense
Jaime: Was I supposed to done something with you today?
Josiah: Yeah you were supposed to pick me up from the airport today, wtf you fucking fold!

Past Tense(North Jersey)
Jay: *drops blunt*
Paul: Gah damn you foldin! Somebody's fucking ya bitch, call ya girl!
by Giovanni Night July 19, 2018
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Love Folds

The vagina of someone who enjoys getting their toes sucked
I don’t want the love folds because I’m not into feet
by hhgreghg April 27, 2019
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: What The Fuck Is A Fold: The First Juvenile Release (Folding); The First Juvenile Release《¤》.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Kemp Fold

A found picture of ex-Eastenders actor and general television hardman Ross Kemp that has been folded and rephotographed. A popular internet craze.
1. Kemp Folds is the greatest blog of all time.
2. Guy 1 - Man, thats the funniest thing I've ever seen. What the hell is that?
Guy 2 - That's a Kemp Fold.
Guy 1 - He looks so cute.
by five_minute_hallway October 22, 2009
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