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Lazy Texting

The act of texting someone who is less then 15 feet away
Dad, Daughter and Mother are in the same house. Dad is cooking steak for dinner and asked his daughter who is sitting in the living room to go ask mom who is in the bedroom down the hall how she would like her steak cooked.

20 minutes later: Dad asked his daughter who is still sitting in the living room...did you go and ask your mom how she would like her steak cooked?

Daughter reply...mom hasn't texted me back yet.

Lazy Texting
by DesimNYC April 26, 2011
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giggle-texting

The act of texting your significant other (husband/wife, boyfriend/girlfriend, fuck buddy, and/or crush), while smiling, giggling, or geeking out uncontrollably the entire time. Can be annoying, but usually cute.
"Katie?"
"..."
"KATIE?!"
"..what?"
"Nevermind, I'll ask you later. You're too busy giggle-texting your boyfriend."
by youmakemegiggle April 25, 2010
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Animal Testing

The systematic approach to find which farm animal will give you the greatest amount of pleasure. This usually is done by running out to a local farm every night and having sex with a couple of the animals. Animals that kick, bite, remain dry, smell bad, or are too loose can be eliminated in this test.
“After conducting three months of animal testing I have discovered that nothing can replace your mother.”
by Nob April 28, 2004
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software testing

a process used to fix software
you should really care about this unless you are made to do an assignment on it and no one seems to care about it
FUCK Reywind have u done that assignment on Software testing yet?

no i havent if ppl like GoMeZ or Sven made all the programs they would be perfect and we wouldnt need testing

Software testing is as gay as noobs tryin to beat gomez at cs
by GoMeZ <(^_^)> April 15, 2005
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ghetto texting

texting someone when you are able to talk to them, otherwise;
talking to someone via text on the same phone (passing phone back and forth);
texting while purposefully using slang
John: They were texting each other in class when they could have just talked...
Joe: Dey been ghetto texting again, foo.
by fooooooooooooo October 14, 2012
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Texting

texting is for so the person doesnt have to hear your ulgy voice over the phone were if he wanted to hear it he just talk to you in person
"HaHa im glad she's texting"
by Weird_1 June 20, 2009
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terting

Michael was terting with Willey on his lunch break.
by mike sacajewia June 18, 2008
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