The Teddy

A school prank which consists of you locker dunking someone and then it is immediately followed by a teabag while the person is on the floor. Simply locker dunk and hang from the locker and slowly slide down to do the teabag.

I'm going to do The Teddy on him today in school.

by D-Teal October 14, 2011

Teddy Bear

A cuddly gay man who is very hairy, usually during sexual acts. Teddy bear/bear is mostly used as a pornography category.

Josh: What’s the best sex you’ve had before?

Kyle: I once had gay intercourse with a hairy teddy bear

Josh: Nice broooo

by Bltchsisgottea December 27, 2019

Teddy

A Teddy is the type of person to go out with a girl beginning with C or J

He is smart and sexy, and all the ladies want him

Girl1:} Woah, did you see teddy? He looks so good!

Girl2:} I know, doesn't everyone know?

by HairyMango123 December 7, 2019

Teddy time

When you tell your mum your taking the dog out for a walk but you just shag it instead.

Mum I’m taking the dog for a bit of teddy time.

by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019

teddy bear aileen

One of the nicest people you will ever have the pleasure of meeting

“Do you follow the nicest person on stan Twitter?”
“Who, teddy bear aileen?”

by Wmyb_lynn December 5, 2020

blond teddy bear

Typically a boy named Jahvan, probably a tall boy with blond curls like noodles and comes off as the best person ever!!

P1 : hey who’s blond teddy bear is that?
P2: oh that’s mine!! His names jahvan

by noodleteddies November 10, 2020

Teddy

Ellie’s best friend that is amazing and makes her happy :DDD

Teddy is amazing

by Ellie Is Alive February 23, 2021