teddy jingles

the fatest most fruitiest dog in the world. broke the world record for the biggest juiciest peach in the entire planet. also married to tate langdon.

teddy jingles is a fat horse

by teddyjingles November 20, 2021

Ginger Teddy

Someone with 0 rizz and looks like the guy from ratatouille

your such a ginger teddy

by BeccaHaterNo1 October 31, 2022

edward (teddy) trout

he's hella weird. he needs to get his speedo lookin ass tf outta here bruh. Michael is 1000000 time better.

some kid: "hey do u know edward (teddy) trout!"
some other kid: "that annoying ass bitch. he needs to get his speedo looking ass outta here !!!!"

by des and ace February 5, 2022

The Teddy

A school prank which consists of you locker dunking someone and then it is immediately followed by a teabag while the person is on the floor. Simply locker dunk and hang from the locker and slowly slide down to do the teabag.

I'm going to do The Teddy on him today in school.

by D-Teal October 14, 2011

Teddy Bear

A cuddly gay man who is very hairy, usually during sexual acts. Teddy bear/bear is mostly used as a pornography category.

Josh: What’s the best sex you’ve had before?

Kyle: I once had gay intercourse with a hairy teddy bear

Josh: Nice broooo

by Bltchsisgottea December 27, 2019

[teddy] Bloxpin

The name for a bomb placed inside a stuffed animal.

Originating from the Roblox game Something Evil Will Happen, where the item has a 50/50 chance of blessing you or blowing up.

Person 1: I'll probably be safe from lightning here.
Person 1: ...WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE A BLOXPIN-
Person 2 trauma Person 1
Person 2 fell Person 3
Person 2 fell Person 4
Person 2 void Person 5

Obligated full word drop: teddy Bloxpin

by Pseudopseudoerythronym September 11, 2025

Teddy

A nice name for a Nonbinary. A teddy is very kind once you get to meet them, sometimes Teddys can be mad and annoyed but if you get to hear them out everything will be fine.

It's okay teddy...

by Sammy Lawrence~`* May 19, 2021