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Tannerism

Decision making that seems questionable and can appear as deceitful deliberate due to circumstance and lack of communication and tri-angulating assumptions, but instead we’re actually passively orchestrated for financial gain and the dopamine from feeling in control of another because a lack of control ; addiction is present.
, but then you later find out that there was no tannerism and chris is just addicted to gambeling which is why I reached out to you in the first place & due to a sense of betrayal has now lied his way out of owing money on a verbal contract , which would be one of many in a row owed to several people that cared about him;

and had calculated every expense to the nearest dollar until he graciously offered 1000 “for interest” then paying back 200$ in crypto then makes obvious attempts to incite me the lender, over text , and intentionally take things

out of context to provide probable cause

to no longer feel entitled to pay back said loan but in reality was just out of frustration of rapidly deteriorating money due to etherium dropping from 4800$ to 2200$ and losing 1000s per minute gambling.
by Punching bag March 29, 2022
mugGet the Tannerismmug.

Tanner

Bitch ass made boy, white as FUCK. This pussy thinks he’s the shit online, but in real life he’s a PUNK ASS BITCH! Trusting a tanner is like trusting a black chick with a blonde weave. Small dick energy from this bitch. This Nigga can only get bitches online because in real life, this fucker’s cousin is Jabba the Hut.
“Yo you know that tanner guy?”

Yeah he’s a BITCH ASS MADE BOY.”
by Kiddite January 2, 2020
mugGet the Tannermug.

Tanner

Bro he did a tanner
by wfdsdfsfds June 8, 2022
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Ryan Tanner

He is Ryan Tanner
by b239 May 19, 2024
mugGet the Ryan Tannermug.

Elsie Tanner

Used slyly to refer to older women that behave likea slapper.

Used in comparison to a character from Coronation Street, who had 4 husbands and 200+ boyfriends.
Francine: Have you heard about my aunt Julia? She fucked three guys at the weekend!

Enrico: She's become a real Elsie Tanner.
by GreatUncleHerbert May 29, 2018
mugGet the Elsie Tannermug.

Tanner Opening

When you attack with only your king in chess and win
I beat this guy in chess with the tanner opening
by Tannerbarb771 March 19, 2021
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Tannering

An embarrassing action in which the male vomits after being told by a topless female "Fuck me". After the vomiting the male then passes out and will never get laid as long as he lives.
Girl: " fuck me"
Guy: "blahhhhh"
Girl: " ewww you're Tannering"

Guy: " So did you fuck her last night?"
Other guy: " no I tannered"
by Roty October 4, 2013
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