hammer tanked

Extremely drunk. The state of being highly intoxicated after consuming massive amounts of alcohol.

"That bitch is so hammer tanked she might end up with a muddy squirrel tonight."

"Jim was so hammer tanked last night he ate a whole jar of baby teeth."

by Leukocyte December 16, 2008

love tank

meat wallet, vagina, pootang, hoohah, pussy, vag, furburger

After the gang bang, her love tank was pretty shredded.

by iFakeSarcasms May 03, 2015

tinkle tank

An excruciatingly cute animal; usually being a kitten.

That bad little tinkle tank doesn't know nothing!

by jo-bot April 15, 2009

selfish tank

a person who only cares about themself, and who gives up on purpose
--tennis origins--

Molly Breen is a selfish tank

by Mish and sam September 04, 2004

tank rat

Person that works inside of tanks on planes

Get back in that plane tank rat

by operat0r July 26, 2006

Bobs Tank

░░░░░░███████ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ Bob is building an army. Bobs Tank is there.
▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂ ☻/ This tank & Bob are against Google+
Il███████████████████. /▌ Copy and Paste this all over

◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤.. / \ Youtube if you are with us

Man:I do not like Google +.

Bob: ░░░░░░███████ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ Bob is building an army. Bobs Tank is there.

▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂ ☻/ This tank & Bob are against Google+

Il███████████████████. /▌ Copy and Paste this all over

◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤.. / \ Youtube if you are with us

by Biotio Games April 07, 2020

Tank Ranger

The destroyer of all that is good, pure, and orderly. A Tank Ranger acts off pure impulse and cannot be held accountable for its own actions. It holds no moral values and tends to have many racist and sexist qualities.

Brandon: "I can't believe Kanye ruined Taylor Swift's speech like that!"

Mike: "I know! What a Tank Ranger..."

by usefulidiot75 November 27, 2009