Angry Turkish Baby

Exceedingly old cannabis that has become dry, clumpy, and strong smelling. When smoked, is very harsh and dry, causing irritation of the lungs and excessive coughing.

Term originates from the concept that smoking this kind of cannabis is akin to having an angry Turkish baby thrashing around in your lungs, as Turkish stereotype lends itself to hairy arms and fits of convulsion-inducing rage.

Hence, a small baby with hairy arms thrashing around inside your lungs is a suitable comparison for smoking cannabis fitting the above description.

Also to mention, excessive coughing during smoking any cannabis leads to a more intense high. Adding to this weed's tendency to become more potent the dryer it becomes, Angry Turkish Baby will cause a very severe and lasting high, especially to more virgin lungs.
MAN 1: Man, I lost my entire bag of kush at Steve's.

MAN2: Well, I've got about a 1/4 left over from Halloween last year.

MAN 1: Man, that stuff has become Angry Turkish Baby by now.

MAN 2: Beggars can't be choosers. Try not to loose your bag next time, moron.
by Iron Penguin January 10, 2011
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Turkish Snow Cone

From the movie "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigalo". It is used to describe the sex act of dipping your cock into a pile of jizz, covering ur cock in white jizz making it look like a snow cone hence the name, then stuffing ur snow cone cock in a girl's mouth or vagina.
Ronny: "whats up partnah"

Dave: "Check this shit out. I gave that skank from last nite a Turkish Snow Cone in my jeep"

Ronny: "No shit, what a whore"
by Pdogs August 27, 2005
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turkish coin purse

When a man stretches and pulls the loose skin of his scrotum up and over his entire penis and holds it there with one finger.
At his grandmother's birthday party, John got so drunk that he showed everyone his Turkish coin purse.
by Longporker March 15, 2016
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Turkish Q Tip

When a male wraps a Kotex Pad around his penis (adhesive side to skin) then proceeds to engage in sexual intercourse with a women on her period. The pad wrapped penis resembles a Q Tip.
Harvey loves having sex with women on the rag and often performs the Turkish Q Tip to his and his lover's enjoyment.
by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009
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turkish mouth wash

putting ones anus on anothers lips and then having a wet fart
that man loves when i give him my turkish mouth wash
by TrueElite93 December 31, 2008
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Turkish oil change

A turkish oil change is when the female species inserts a funnel into the reciever's anus and proceeds to piss into the funnel.
by bobbojangles October 25, 2010
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turkish train wreck

slamming your cock into a tight vagina and your cock brakes in half
dude that girl was so tight i almost had a turkish train wreck
by e-harrington July 11, 2008
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