Lava lamps

An invitation that sounds sexual but was not meant to be a sexual invitation by the host

"I invited a girl up to my apartment to check up my lava lamp collection but then she freaked out and said she wasn't interested, what did I do wrong?" "Dude, that's a classic lava lamps, she thought you wanted to fuck"

by Hephaestus - the blind scout September 8, 2020

Lamp

A miss spelt way of saying lmao

Person 1: "I fell out my bed this morning"

Person 2: "Lamp"

by Silvx April 18, 2021

Lava lamp

Lava lamp is a lamp that has lava in it.

I shoved a lava lamp up his ass.

by Semix February 21, 2023

Lamping

When an individual leaves their domicile to purchase a device that emits light. (Formal, law)

She went lamping on Wednesday and returned with something that looked mostly like a lamp.

by LampsAnonymous May 30, 2025

Lamp

Laughing At My Problems

Me:*Failed my test*
Me: LAMP

by anonymous December 3, 2020

lamp

A sexy thing that turns on whenever u touch it.

last night when I touched the lamp it came in my mouth rlly fast. I wish it took him longer

by sexy lamps March 16, 2020

lamp clap barbeque

when you get in position so you get slammed by your lamp, it's very spicy

"UHHHH, lamp clap barbeque"

by epic yez camden sail April 18, 2019