Basic White Boy

A Vineyardvine, Patagonia obsessed athlete, Christian boy who seems like he's nice but is actually a huge bitch and only owns things over $150 because his parents earn money from white privilege. He also secretly does drugs and has a girlfriend while claiming to be "god's follower' and talks in an abnormally high voice despite the fact he is officially a teenager but doesn't choose to follow the specific guidelines for trying to get through his "awkward phase". He also runs his hands every single fucking minute through his gelled-filled hair that somehow smells like fruit despite the fact he claims he only uses non sceneted hair products. And who can forget the fact that his social media contains at least 15 pics of him with a red cap, saying D1 in every photo, trying to act black but ends up looking like a divorced elderly man trying to flirt with college aged ladies at a strip club AND TO TOP IT ALL OF A FUCKING DOG FILTER. AND they're only interested in basic white ass girls who, for some reason, know every little detail about the Pink product and can tell when her Starbucks drink is either decaf or whatever the other thing is with a blindfold on.

Ashley(basic bitch smh): OMG CHRISTOPHER (basic bitch smh) IS SO CUTE
Me: Yeah, honey, stop being dumb you're infatuated with him cause he's posting a pic of Starbucks right now. He's a basic white Boy, BYE!

by hOnEy fIgHt mE November 20, 2017

Basic White Girl

Grace Camley🙍 ♀️

Omg Grace your such a basic white girl.

by Jaque Mela May 7, 2019

basic white girl

a girl who keeps up with all the trends

BASIC WHITE GIRL STARTER KIT
uggs
iphone

holister clothing
ripped skinny jeans
brandy Melville shit
vans
maybe Air Force 1s
coffee

whenever someone calls her a basic white girl she denies it

person: omg look at her she’s such a basic white girl

girl: no im not *sips coffee and walks into holister*

by my name is none of ur business November 30, 2019

Basic White Girl

That one girl around that knows everyone, is obsessed by shoes (and is upset if a person has the same ones), says “I am sooo thicc ” meanwhile they hardly have a butt. They also are the typical cheerleader, who only has pictures of themselves on Instagram. They will normally have a Snapstreak with half of the people they have ever met. Normally has a very typical name, probably meaning beauty.

Girl #1: I can’t believe it this kid actually thinks he’s hot. (Pulls our iPhone and shows all people around her).

Boy #1: Bella you are such a basic white girl.

(Everyone around agrees)

by Alexis.Isabella123 February 28, 2018

basic white girl

an annoyingly common species of homo sapiens that has no defining traits and often varies from region to region. in the region of my existence, basic girls often have:

• a distinct fakeness masked by an overwhelming peppiness
• Lovisa jewellery
• plain black leggings
• any kind of hoodie
• mousy brown hair, either badly curled or tied in a ponytail
• tiktok
• saying things like "cAn YOu nOT" or "SlAY kWeeN", basically whatever basic girls say, idk i'm ✨not like the other girls✨

"she's such a basic white girl"

by liminalitea June 6, 2022

basic white girl

a basic white girl who owns any basic with things.

Silisie and Amelia are the most basic white girls ever.

by basic white gurl April 30, 2019

basic marin wheels

Moniker given to the Bavarian Motor Works vehicles driven by residents of Marin County. Many can be found in the parking lots of Drake, Redwood, and Tamalpias High Schools.

Did you see Tristan's Basic Marin Wheels? Her parents got a new Land Rover so she had to like take the hand-me-down.

by bvincesf November 26, 2018