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sunrise suprise

After a night of heavy drinking and a random hookup, you may wake up to a sunrise surprise. A sunrise surprise is when the girl you hooked up with shits on your pillow and leaves before you wake up.
Suddenly I woke up to what remained of the girl I hooked up with. It wasn't her bra or her number, but a large sunrise suprise on my pillow.
by Fckrtnthpssy July 13, 2016
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Saucy Suprise

When you hear the doorbell ringing, so you go to the door and answer it. Unbeknownst to you, the 'postman' is entirely naked and masturbating, he ejaculates as soon as you open the door and runs away.
I was expecting a package yesterday, but I got much more than I ordered, I received a fucking saucy Suprise.
by Jobman212 December 30, 2018
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chocolate clam suprise

When a woman poops and puts it up her vagina, and when a man goes down on her, she squeezes it out on his face, giving him a "chocolate clam suprise"
John was very suprised when he recived a chocolate clam suprise from the woman he got home from the club.
by Ziink October 22, 2012
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urine for a suprise

a dumb ass pun that should never be used!
"hey guess what?"
"what?"
"urine for a suprise!"
"fuck you"
by suck a diock January 16, 2018
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Surprise Diarrhea

When you either get an instant feeling of diarrhea and cannot make it to the rest room in time or diarrhea starts spewing from your butt hole at any given point in time.
Ryan didn't get any on his first date when he had surprise diarrhea.
by MviaC October 21, 2011
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Cherry Surprise

A female deliberately failing to tell a dude that she's on her period before he proceeds to go down on her.
"I was pissed off at him for that Strawberry Shortcake he gave me last week, so I gave him a Cherry Surprise."
by Rizzle213 January 2, 2007
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Surpissed

When one is surprised and pissed by something, both at the same time.
You surpissed me when I found you shagging my squeeze.
by bigjohn January 27, 2004
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