Super straight

A bunch of transphobic idiots trying to be oppressed and in a community that they don’t even like.

normal person: hey man, what’s your sexuality?

mindless idiot: i’m super straight

normal person: die

by you’re an idiot😐‼️ March 8, 2021

Super straight

A sexual orientation in which cis males go on dating app Grindr to hook up with other men discretely, but will only have a romantic relationship with cis women to keep up appearances.

Some guy: Are you sure you’re not gay? We just had sex?

Other man: Of course not! I’m super straight! uwu

by Superstraight-uwu March 8, 2021

Super Straight

Someone who is super straight uses this as an excuse to be transphobic

Person 1: I hate people who are super straight

Person 2: Me too!
Person 3: Me three!
Person 4: Me four!

by Purr ;) April 8, 2021

Super Straight

Some stupid ass transphobic thing some clown made that shouldn't.

Person 1: I'm Super Straight
Person 2: *Takes out gun* :)

by anonymous April 15, 2021

Super Straight

A cisgender heterosexual person that is attempting to disguise their transphobia and attempting to be a part of the LGBTQIA+ Community that they still direct hate at.

Chad is a Super Straight, in other words he can't stand having the smaller dick in the relationship.

by Moonlit Night April 2, 2021

Super Straight

Neo-Nazis on 4chan made a "sexuality" to excuse being transphobic, now 14 year olds are using it as an excuse for being transphobic too

Trisha: Oh hey im transexual, do you wanna go out on a date sometime
Donald: Ew no, im super straight

by lmaoihaveclamydia March 10, 2021

Super Straight

A person who is ‘Super Straight’ is a closeted homosexual, but they’re too afraid to come out yet.

Person 1: Hey, I’m Super Straight...
Person 2: Totally valid! 🏳️ 🌈

by itemwhore March 25, 2021