stache-thetic

A fake mustache

The only thing my Shaft costume still needs is a stache-thetic.

by Intprop Gone November 2, 2008

Stache burn

This is a scruff patch left above the upper lip caused by long term spit swappin'. Usually done as an extra marital affair and in broad daylight. Can happen while standing or while sitting on their duff. It usually takes 1-2 hours to develop and then scab over causing a bit of an eyesore. May also cause twitching.

Wow I could see her Stache burn from a mile away.

Does she always get stache burns on the weekend?

I guess her ball less wonder of a husband has gotten used to the stache burns by now.

by Sass sha J May 15, 2010

Stache Patrol

An international movement to share the uncomfortable news that you, as a woman, might need to do something about that 'stache.

Since it's creation in 2009, has since expanded to include just about any nasty attribute about which the statement "someone needed to say something" might be said (body odour, haircut, bad breath, terrible hat, something in your teeth).

Friend 1: "I just got an email from the stache patrol telling me that I have terrible taste in music and that I should stop requesting Nickelback at parties."

Friend 2: "Finally!"

by Captain gurzly August 19, 2012

Stache Tagging

When you ejaculate on someones mustache who has passed out during or after a party involving alcohol.

Froggy went a courting I went a stache tagging.

by Carter Hamilton July 23, 2012

stachee

Man with a mustache

Check out the stachees buying wax.

by Stachee1 December 3, 2013

Sochi Dog

A drink like the moscow mule however it has double the shots of well vodka. It can also have a shot of tobasco in it.

A Sochi Dog is like the Moscow Mule however it has double the shots of well vodka. It can also have a shot of tabasco in it.

by JoeCamel February 5, 2014

Sochi eye

Pink eye while in Russia (2014 Winter Olympics)

"It would totally suck to have Sochi eye like Bob Costas."

by Alycat3 February 11, 2014