Sploosh Muffle

The act of creating a toilet paper blanket in the bottom of the bowl before one does one's business in order to cushion the impact, and therefore the sound, of excretions expected to tempt gravity that bit too much - saving the sploosh muffler both the potential embarrassment of any attention-grabbing noise and the all-too-familiar phenomenon of the 'splashback'

- "The boss has just gone into the john, but I can't wait!"

- "... You're going to have to sploosh muffle"

by Barry Nomanstein November 5, 2013

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Sloshed Saturday

since you are fucked up since Friday, obviously, this is the continuation and prior to slammered Sunday

Let's drink and be drunk! It's Sloshed Saturday dude!

by jeniXOXO_ February 27, 2014

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Splashing in the kiddie pool

When someone loses their virginity or has sex before high school, during middle school, or at a farily young age.

Steve- Hey Will, did you hear about how Jim got Alyssa pregnant?

Will- It looks like they were splashing in the kiddie pool.

by nubnibs May 26, 2015

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Splash hoes

Thirsty and slutty thots looking for attention. All they want is a "splash" of water to quench their thirst

Guy 1: Who are those girls over there going crazy on the dance floor?
Guy 2: Ignore them, they are just splash hoes

by The Grinder23 June 4, 2015

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splashcocking

The act of a member of your squad, by engaging in conversation that cock blocks them, and in return cock blocks the squad.

"Man, i was out with the fellas last night, and Pete and Alec were talking about abortions and Illuminati theories in front of the ladies, they really cock-blocked themselves, and in turn splashcocked the whole squad."

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by Squilled November 25, 2016

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