spider man dat Bro

Similar to "spider man dat hoe" {When you are fucking a hoe and you pull out, cum in your hand and fling it in her face...(like web shooting.)} except this is typically accomplished at a Frat party and instead of flinging the fluid at a girl, you immediately leave the room and the first person you see back in the party is your victim.

Some frat asshole: "MAN... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT!"
you speaking to your friends " I just .SPIDER MAN DAT BRO!" (pointing at the guy with .....on his face!)

by Ke§ôP January 14, 2008

I'm Spider-Man Syndrome

When Spider-Man fans try to rationalize that Spider-Man would beat any other superhero because he is Spider-Man and nothing more, when realistically almost any other superhero would strangle Spider-Man with his own asshole. Similar to "I'm Batman Syndrome" see conman4618

"Spider-Man would totally beat Superman because he can stick to walls!"
"Spider-Man would totally beat Wolverine because he can be strong too!" Obviously suffers from "I'm Spider-Man Syndrome"

by Olillia August 4, 2015

spidering

The act of inflating a long tube with helium, strapping it to your back, and letting the wind carry you where it may.

There once was a man in a canyon
Who needed to quickly abandon
So he filled up his tube
Spidering wit did exude
This is fact, and not an opanion

by Definition Jerry March 31, 2009

Sideman

Jordan Young. A Male Black Youth Searching For His True Identity By Being Affiliated With Other Youths Higher Of His Popularity. This Results In People Knowing Him As The Guy Thats "Always There" Or "A Tag Along" , Going To Meet People With Friends He Doesnt Even Know, Or Even Going To A Party He Is No Invited To. This My Friends, Is A SIDEMAN(Jordan Young)

"Naah that guy just bumlicks him, fucking sideman" "What? Like a Jordan Young? Surely he cant be Thatttt bad of a bumlick?"

by FrontMan1234 December 23, 2012

Spider man

Where a guy is going at it and right when he is about to cums he cums in his hand and throws it in the girl/guys face and says "Go web!"

She got pissed when i did the spider man.

by Froseph89 February 15, 2009

Spider-man 3

Pretty much the absolutely the most terrible movie made in the last thirty years, and that's saying a lot because Troll 2 was made in the last thirty years, and up until that point it was one of the worst movies ever. The movie wasn't so bad, until about the point where Peter got the black suit (which was done entirely wrong) and started getting all emo and shit. The moment that broke my heart was when he saw his hair being normal, then made it do the emo swoop. GOD. But ultimately, the scene that actually brought the movie to the lowest of the low was the one where he's dancing in the street and givin' the ladies sexy looks (gets a suit; thrusts; thrusts; thrusts; thrusts; leaves). Not far behind is the scene where he's suddenly all jazzy and shit on the piano. Also, Venom sucked ass, and didn't have much of a tongue.

This is part of a disturbing trend seen in the last 5 years in the movie industry. Overall, 75% of the movies made in this time have been one of the following: sequels, remakes, adaptations from books or comic books, or prequels. This movie fills at least two of the above categories.

Sammy boy, you didn't used to suck... why do this to Spider-man?

Peter dances down street
Peter acts all kinds of emo
Peter gets all jazzy and whatnot in his piano number
Peter thrusts for way to long in public
Topher Grace is Eddie Brock'
Spider-man 1 < Spider-man 2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Spider-man 3

by Edgar Twenty-five December 30, 2007

Spidermonkey

Shit in your hand and then sling it on someone using the spiderman finger position.

I like to reach in the toilet grab some poo and spidermonkey her face.

by Skraps0331 July 1, 2011