The White Hand of Sauron

The act of receiving a blow job while standing and the blow job giver kneeling on both knees. Just before climax, the man comes into his hand and stamps the kneeler on the face and says “Whom do you serve-“

The receiver responds “Saruman!”

“Gave my girl The White Hand of Sauron last night.”

by PhilboBagginses March 7, 2026

Entitle-o-saurus peso

A mythical creature that believes everything in existence—whether its money, belongs to someone else, a friendship or even a whole human—is rightfully theirs, because, duh, they were born with the superior understanding of the universe. This type of peso operates under the firm belief that their way is the only correct way, often trying to convert everyone around them into believers of their superior methods. They can’t fathom being wrong, so any evidence to the contrary is immediately rejected, often with elaborate excuses and extreme temper-tantrums and Verbal Abuse.

Whenever we get into a conversation, it's like talking to a walking TED Talk that insists it knows more about your life than you do—honestly, he's such an Entitle-o-saurus peso.

by CakeStorm March 2, 2025