smurf turf

Noun. Blue pubes.

Every girl named Ashley has smurf turf.

by Joey Orgler 5 September 5, 2013

Smurf village

Another word for uncircumcised penis

Look everybody Connor has a Smurf Village

by Big jucy cack August 5, 2020

Black smurf

A short dark female

Yo you see that black smurf last night

by Black pillow May 3, 2014

bite a smurf

To bite a smurf implies having a bad trip after eating a Magic mushroom .

I musta Bite a smurf , i got sick using magic mush .

by P.A. 037 February 7, 2010

smurf that ho

when you hum the themesong to the smurfs while having sex

Last night I decided to smurf that ho because I had already batmanned her.

by chickachikayeahyeah January 23, 2008

Papa Smurf

Term used to refer to the current Chapter Master of the Ultramarines Space Marine Chapter, Marneus Augustus Calgar.

You heard that jackass Matt Ward says Papa Smurf is the "spiritual liege" of all Space Marines? Man, that's just bullshit.

by Filthy Landlubber May 21, 2015

Smurf Dippin

Its when yout fucking a girl in the porta-johns and while ur fucking her, you stuff her head in the blue water.

smurf dippin

by D-2008 June 20, 2009