Ninja Smoke

The ability of an individual, through luck or planning, to avoid unpleasant situations, particularly those involving law enforcement or government bureaucracy. See also: American Sniper: The Autobiography of the Most Lethal Sniper in U.S. Military History by Chris Kyle, with Scott McEwen and Jim De Felice. 2012.

"Jason went to sleep early while everyone else at the party got arrested for indecent exposure. Jason has the best ninja smoke ever."

by ajeffersonk September 20, 2013

smoke 3

to reference smoking tobacco, marijuana, and crack cocaine

"I can't quit nic man"
"Because you live in Florida, aint nothin to do here but smoke 3"

by dinker.dog April 29, 2022

smoke and poke

A hookup website that is for people that like to smoke weed and then have sex while stoned.

Mary jane joined Smoke and Poke so she could meet a guy that likes to take hits from the bong and have tantric sex while stoned AF.

by halfbaked69 February 6, 2022

NA smoke

NA smoke is mostly used in CSGO. When someone throw a smoke grenade that does not land on where it's supposed to be, twitch audience would laugh at it and say it is an 'NA smoke'. This is often accompanied with lul or lmao, either text or picture. This meme originally stems from the idea that North American CSGO players usually do bad jobs throwing a smoke (Than European players), although some teams like C9 or Liquid do throw decent smokes.

(A player throws a smoke and misses the destination)
You/other watchers: NA smoke

by Queens do knot kno da wae February 23, 2018

Smoking Grandmother

A person who is very stubborn and just won't quit. Either very determined or very lazy.

Man, this guy just won't stop. He's like a Smoking Grandmother.

by Rybread24 January 1, 2021

Hippie Smoking

Smoking a joint or spliff without using a roach or filter.

'Dude i think my roach fell out in the car, we might have to smoke hippie'
'Ah man hippie smoking sucks'

by pseudonymchinchilla November 2, 2009

Mother Smoke

Slang for any or all of the following: WOW, holy crap, ouch, damn, shoot, YEAH!, SWEET, i can't beleive this, awesome, are you kidding me?, i can't wait!, nice, this is gay, that hurt, etc etc.

1. "Dude look out!!!!" (dude gets hit in the head with piano) "MOTHER SMOKE!!!"

2. "Are you ready for the game?"

"Mother smoke, I completely forgot!!!"

by ChimRicholds March 14, 2010