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Sigma Phi Epsilon

The biggest douche frat on any campus. They are known as a ruffie distribution center. Girls hate their parties because they are in constant fear of being raped. They are good at two things, letting everyone who has a pulse join and being douches.
Guy A: Sigma Phi Epsilon put a bid on me!
Greek A: Oh how many people in your pledge class?
Guy A: 45
Greek A: Oh, good luck with Sigma Phi Everyone.

Sigma Pi 

A social class of guido's and child molestation victims banded together, most frequently characterized by their spikey hair, sun tanned bodies, and acid washed jeans. They are the ultimate in cool and are known to give the best blow jobs and rim jobs out of any other Fraternity.
1) A Collection of Dildos

2) Christian
Sigma Pi by jimminy cricket May 13, 2005

Sigma Drunk 

When one is so intoxicated, one is not able to stand on their feet.
Marc was so Sigma Drunk that he fell through the volleyball net at the frat castle.
Sigma Drunk by Brandi Cota January 16, 2008

Sigma male 

Robin ist ein Sigma male
Sigma male by BubTee August 15, 2021

Sigma Phi Epsilon

Largest douchebags ever. They think that they're all hot shit but they ain't. In fact, they don't do shit, except each each other's own shit. Quality frat boy bonding right there. I haven't met a single Sig Ep guy yet who possesses the high standards of decency and mannerisms that they hold themselves to. Realistically, if you're rich parents can write off a check, you're in.
Girl 1: Ugh! He was such a douchebag!

Girl 2: Wait, you mean a Sigma Phi Epsilon?

Girl 1: Yeah, that's what I meant! I just cannot even bear to say their name aloud.

sigma science 

Science so complicated one needs to use calculus most of the time to express concepts. From the "sigma" letter in calculus, the symbol that is used to express summation.
Quantum physics is a sigma science.
sigma science by pentozali May 1, 2008

Sigma Shower 

When you take a shower but only with a wet cloth
“Shit I don’t have time to shower. I guess I’ll just take a quick Sigma Shower”.
Sigma Shower by DIPtheCHIP February 9, 2018