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shade

1. any device that can be used to block or obscure light
2. a malicious supernatural presence, a demon
1. the tree shaded light from the sun
2. i could sense the shade's presence
by bitewOrms July 18, 2003
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Ass shade of blond

A color of hair typically in women when the main base color is blond and dark brown highlights are randomly streaked in. The blond is the ass and the brown is the shit.
casey: "hey you know now that chick is an ass shade of blond."
Andy: "what?"
Casey:"her hair its like an ass with blond ass and brown shit."
Andy: "oh haha"
by swirlz1903 March 13, 2010
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7 shades

When a person is beyond wasted they're 7 shades of fucked up
1 shade=I'm good
2 shades=I'm aight
3 shades=Getting there
4 shades= I'm not dunk
5 shades=Fuck
6 shades= I draunk
7 shades=rfgvekojoiniubuybzxbchduy3nfuf3fpo98dnbcvzasdo
Dude, Look at that kid. He's 7 shades of fucked up
by brad69 April 29, 2011
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Maple Shade

A town in Southern New Jersey, located near Pennsauken and Cherry Hill filled with white-trash wannabe "gangsters" that think they are "hard" and refer to themselves as "crazy mother fuckers" when in reality they aren't capable of anything really violent. Their schools completely lack talent and interest from outsiders, especially in the athletic department. The girls living there walk around in adidas flip flops with socks and disgusting "booty shorts" that show off their celulite. They are whores that look for sex partners at the ice-cream place called the "DRIVE IN". Another false fantasy these civilians posess is that they think they are Pennsauken, when in all honesty, they should just give up all together.
assholes,white trash,wanksters,fake-thugs,losers,maple shade
by i'm live August 5, 2008
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Shade

A shade comes in many forms. A shade is ANYTHING that sucks the life out of a room.

Possible examples of shades:
Your bum-A$$ friendz/friend.
A bunk manipulatory conversation.

Rego-hurspray weed.

A barking dog.

Food-poisoning from that hotdog stand near the bar run by Carnies.
Ego-trippin ignor(ants).

If positivity was like building a tower of cards, the shade would be the thing knocking it down and eating your cards.
Man, that shade just spit in my holy water!

Damn, is that kid every gonna wise up and drop his shade? He's missing out.

Yo, this bud tastes like it's been shaded.

Motherfucking SHADES.

Fuhhhh that carn-o hotdog dropped shade down my throat.
by Amoxi Raj April 26, 2013
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14 Shades Of Grey

14 Shades Of Grey is a Staind album that was released on May 20, 2003. It contained a great mix of Stainds classic songs and several new instant hits. Some of the best include Zoe Jane, Fray, and So Far Away. 14 songs are found on the album. 14 Shades Of Grey is Stainds fourth album and could be called the best, but that is arguable. It followed tradition by delivering the unique sounds and lyrics Staind has become famous for.
"I just got the new Staind album, 14 Shades Of Grey"
by Arnold Shaft July 16, 2006
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Shades of Cum

The Shades of Cum are: clear - pearly white - milky - ivory - and take the pipe-cleaner out of your cum-hole.
I'm fascinated by the Shades of Cum - my cum is pearly white!
by USAF Cadet September 9, 2021
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