Satan's Blessing

A ritualistic sexual act that must be performed on the altar of a newly built church, in order to enhance the abilities of young maidens who choose the path of Thothood. The ritual involves the maiden getting spanked on the forehead, followed by the bellybutton D poke... For the ritual to be complete, violent cumshots need to go in both of the maiden's ears (The right ear first), cumshots that will sacrifie her sense of hearing permanently so that her full potential can be unleashed without ever having to hear what others think about it...

The ancient Thottery Thotem sais that in order to have a chance to become one of the legendary Thots, you have to perfectly syncronise the final act of Satan's Blessing with the 6th sound the church's bell makes, when announcing the 6th hour of the 6th day of the 6th month...

by Sinereo September 14, 2021

Stinky Satan

When your fart has such a deep pitch and is so loud that it sounds like a demon escaped your asshole

Guy One: BRUUUUUUUGHRFF
Guy Two: Wtf was that?!
Guy One: Sorry man, I think I just let out a stinky satan

by MeatGrease June 12, 2021

Satanic Youth

A movement of young Satanists that originated from a Facebook page, known as the "Satanic Youth", which has now moved beyond Facebook and is spreading over the internet.
Contrary to popular belief the Satanic Youth movement is not some breed of drugged up bastards that call themselves Satanists just to be rebellious and get some attention: instead we value tolerance and respect (towards other Satanists)

Satanic Youth: Brothers and sisters in Satans name, united

I'm a member of the Satanic Youth Army

by SatanicYouthArmy October 21, 2010

spawn [of satan]

evil animals, like little dogs. also can be really annoying children.

suzannah: quit peeing on the couch, spawn!
spawn: bich, ill do whatever i want!*barks*

"damn, that five year old is like, spawn or something!"

by jessie r September 1, 2005

satan's taco

a large chocolate chip pancake with peanut butter, bananas, chocolate sauce, whip cream, and syrup on it. then you fold it up and eat it like a taco and its the bust fucking thing youve ever had

mom, make me a satan's taco!

are you implying you want me to add a large chocolate chip pancake with peanut butter, bananas, chocolate sauce, whip cream, and syrup on it?

YEAH GO TACO

by pakdaddo May 17, 2009

Satan Dick

Satan dick , when you get a boner out of anger or discomfort

I'm so mad at you you gave me a Satan dick

by Fuckedurmum8181 June 12, 2018

Satan's flute

The instrument otherwise known as a recorder.

I had to buy my kid a recorder for 4th grade music class. Turns out this damn annoying device is Satan's flute.

by Sunblazer5 April 6, 2019