satan's jizz

A large amount is bloody discolored semen that burns as it goes down a woman's throat.

Shaqueena: gimme dat nut
D'Yarrell: yea baby take my juice
Shaqueena: that burns like Satan's jizz.
D'Yarrell: some penisillin will help later.

by Satansjizz June 7, 2014

Satanical Garden

Like a Botanical Garden, but filled with Cacti, Poisonous, Thorny and Deadly plants. Usually they are located around a ritual pentagram in the center, where Devil-Worshippers sacrifice people and animals. They then water the plants with the blood of victims, and grind up there bones and compost their flesh to make new gardens.

Timmy got the field trip location wrong, and went to the Satanical Garden instead if the botanical garden. He was sacrificed.

by SovietRyan November 14, 2014

Satanic Youth

A movement of young Satanists that originated from a Facebook page, known as the "Satanic Youth", which has now moved beyond Facebook and is spreading over the internet.
Contrary to popular belief the Satanic Youth movement is not some breed of drugged up bastards that call themselves Satanists just to be rebellious and get some attention: instead we value tolerance and respect (towards other Satanists)

Satanic Youth: Brothers and sisters in Satans name, united

I'm a member of the Satanic Youth Army

by SatanicYouthArmy October 21, 2010

spawn [of satan]

evil animals, like little dogs. also can be really annoying children.

suzannah: quit peeing on the couch, spawn!
spawn: bich, ill do whatever i want!*barks*

"damn, that five year old is like, spawn or something!"

by jessie r September 1, 2005

Satan's flute

The instrument otherwise known as a recorder.

I had to buy my kid a recorder for 4th grade music class. Turns out this damn annoying device is Satan's flute.

by Sunblazer5 April 6, 2019

Satan Dick

Satan dick , when you get a boner out of anger or discomfort

I'm so mad at you you gave me a Satan dick

by Fuckedurmum8181 June 12, 2018

Satan's halo

When you are trying to load up something on your computer and all you get is the spinning circle of death.

When I was loading my new game, I had to watch Satan's halo for ten minutes

by leaf337 September 4, 2017