Ted didn't want his mom to see a used condom in his trash, so he left his lover a Salmon Sac with mutual consent.
by mybrassisbiggerthanyourss October 12, 2016
Get the Salmon Sac mug.A euphemism for when one rips the crotch of of their pants and their flaccid male genetalia or anything that resembles the like is exposed. Similar to shirt cocking but with pants on. Can also be used as a contextual noun or verb to describe situations where a flaccid tube is exposed.
*A man is cutting on the dance floor*
He gets low like flo Rida and his pants rip exposing his slinky salmon.
The slinking salmon made an unfortunate appearance at my grandmother's funeral
He gets low like flo Rida and his pants rip exposing his slinky salmon.
The slinking salmon made an unfortunate appearance at my grandmother's funeral
by Slinkin' salmon March 5, 2022
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Get the Nose salmon mug.A salmon run is when a girl spreads her legs for every guy in the place and let them blow their load in her.
by NicL9 June 15, 2019
Get the Salmon run mug.A fish who will swim upstream to his death. Also a terrible card player named Dan Kane who plays horrid hands in an attempt to swim to his death.
King Salmon Kane played 10 3 and despite his best efforts to lose managed to hit the world's dirtiest stright and defeat my set of 4's
by Crustacean Craven February 16, 2005
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let's go there, it's PACKED with street salmon!
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let's go there, it's PACKED with street salmon!
by makesenseright November 4, 2015
Get the street salmon mug.Tom’s salmonic approach to investments yielded a huge return when the upstart tech company no one else had heard of tripled in value overnight.
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