Sympathy Waffles

Roommate feels sympathy for one or more roommates after he/she engages in vigorous sex which results in keeping entire residence awake. Roommate in question makes waffles for everyone affected.

After escaping a sexless marriage i moved in with a friend. For a while my roommate was being kept awake regularly with the sound of my hookups. one morning after my "friend" left i made homemade waffles with fresh berries, bacon and coffee. She informed me that she expected the sympathy waffles to continue if i was going to continue to keep her awake at night.

If you are going to continue to keep me awake at night, i expect the sympathy waffles to continue!

by Molsonbeaver July 30, 2019

Symbilance

The state of being a real ass nigga.

Lil B: “Yo all these hood rats got some symbilance in them dawg!”
Big Bans “That’s some g shit.”

by Symbilance September 8, 2019

Symbolotic

Raymon's version of symbolic...

The picture of a dove being released is symbolotic of graduation.

by Ramen23 December 14, 2019

Symbelic

Greek slang for I f*cked your mom

He's such a Symbelic

by Mystrum July 29, 2020

symaad

A mean ass nigga

Ur such a symaad

by Notharley October 29, 2020

Symion

Visibly Gay. Annoying to be heard. A Symion has no will to live as they are a Symion

Omg look as Symion, hes sucking cock!

by Paul Ago October 8, 2020

symonn

a person with a fat juicy thick voluptuous smoking hot and heavy ass; also defined as someone who can give the gawk gawk slurp dish washing spin cycle 360 slurp throat 3000

damn look at that Symonn over there!!

i slept with a Symonn last night he was so good in bed!!

by gawkspincycle February 1, 2021