monkey sniffer

A Monkey Sniffer is someone who likes to smell a monkey's bottom.
Also known as an offence term for a person.

"Oi! Monkey Sniffer!"

by gee man September 25, 2005

cork-sniffer

weiner smeller
someone who has seen one up close

you's the biggest cork-sniffer i've ever seen!

by Bert843 July 18, 2007

carpet sniffer

A carpet sniffer is usually an older woman who is all about that hairy puss.

"Hey Tim, did you bang that milf?"
"Nah man, dat hoe's a carpet sniffer"

"Hey Tim, did you bang that milf?"
"Nah man, dat hoe's a carpet sniffer"

by Sc8rboi69420 October 2, 2017

Cream Eating Queef Sniffer

The result of a battle royal between 3 friends to come up with the best names to call eachother.

Friend 1: Cunt Bubble!
Friend 2: Cum Blaster!
Friend 3: CREAM EATING QUEEF SNIFFER!

by wicked_cowgirl July 10, 2010

Rice Sniffer

One who snorts rice instead of eating it.

My friend will never eat rice over my house because he is a rice sniffer

by bigbootybitch87 February 22, 2011

nipple sniffer

The Act of someone being so short compared to their boyfriend or girlfriend, that they are the perfect height for one to sniff the others nipples.

Guy one: she's so short compared to him
Guy two : she must be a nipple sniffer

by Double penetration train October 24, 2014

POSEY SNIFFER

A person who owns and drives a high performance automobile, but drives it in such a manner so as to not take full advantage of its capabilities.

John took his Ferrari to the race rack, but sat in the crowd with all the posey sniffers, rather than racing it.

by 57baja December 13, 2015