A "Sneeze Job" is when a woman is sucking your dick, and she has to sneeze. As she sneezes, she creates a seal with her hand around your dickhole and violently sneezes into your urethra, causing a rapid and violent expansion.
Yo bro, did you get that sneeze job last night?
- A what? -
You know, a sneezer. Shit makes you bust extra hard I literally blacked out it was so good.
- A what? -
You know, a sneezer. Shit makes you bust extra hard I literally blacked out it was so good.
by 47outof46chromes October 24, 2024
Originating in New Jersey, the Jersey Sneeze is the act of performing an obnoxiously loud and over the top sneeze that can be heard from a long distance. They know what they are doing, they simply don’t care. It’s a Jersey thing.
by deezwhiskey February 21, 2025
by the match was rigged November 15, 2019
by Lucianmarquis June 29, 2017
"Damn, I just sneezed liked about that dudes dead pet/relative"
"I was saying I liked your grandma'sAlzheimer's , it was a sneeze like"
"I was saying I liked your grandma'sAlzheimer's , it was a sneeze like"
by rhymeswithleek January 15, 2014
Instead of going home to my wife and children with the rent money, I went to a club and spent the money on a tranny stripper who made me blanket sneeze in my pants.
by Tao lo ding October 22, 2020
When you're so close to dying that you would probably drop dead if someone or something merely sneezed on you.
Has nothing to do with Covid-19.
Has nothing to do with Covid-19.
By the time we finally defeated that boss, most of my squad was at sneezing damage. To make matters worse, we had no health kits...
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 13, 2021