Jason- Bro my girl squirted on my face last night
Rod- Damn her pussy sneezed hope you said bless you
Rod- Damn her pussy sneezed hope you said bless you
by Expeditionary April 1, 2021

by sneezeditgal August 3, 2018

When a man has a straw filled with dope( methamphetamine) he inserts the straw into another man or womans asshole and then blows the meth into their asshole. It causes their butt to start dripping therefore causing the sensation to look like your asshole just sneezed
by MOLDYBAGEL July 7, 2022

Refers to a humongous "ah-choo!" that you consciously "divert" or "re-direct" the air-blast force of through your throat and out your mouth --- rather than letting it travel its "standard" path through your sinuses and out your nose --- thereby reducing the risk of a "wet 'n' messy" spray from your nostrils. Of course, you should still always cover your nose and mouth to minimize germy emanations in any case.
Performing the "escape hatch" sneeze can indeed often allow for cleaner nasal-cannon discharging, but it can also lead to hoarseness and a painful throat if excessively utilized in a fairly short period of time.
by QuacksO September 21, 2020

by willys._.wonka March 24, 2021

The Oregon sneeze is when you perform anal sex and the participants sneezes and semen ejects from their nose
by Turbowanker9000 June 16, 2021

An extension of 'the goat'. When a man tucks his balls between his legs and bends over, giving the appearance of a goats behind. In a goat sneeze, the person farts while performing the goat.
by furrrrrry November 20, 2010
