Slap it fresh

To present something new or old immediately for presentation to the current company.

I got that new video game, nigga.

Word son? Slap it fresh.

by Tebbo February 7, 2010

slap a canary on it

to put a yellow sticker on a windshield of a car to indicate that the car is unroadworthy. Australian English only

This car is a real disgrace. I really have no choice but to "slap a canary on it".

by Aussieq April 6, 2010

Dick-slap Logic

A branch of philosophy involving the certain circumstances in which one would solve a problem by whipping his colleagues on the forehead with his/her phallus (erect or flaccid). Also abbreviated as 'DSL'.

My girlfriend refused to make me a sandwich, so I used my own Dick-slap Logic to change her mind.

by General TWSSman October 1, 2010

Fob slap

The act of screaming "Du ma!" like a fob, then pulling a soggy, wet, greasy, cold, stanky eggroll out of ones pocket and shoving it into anothers mouth while they are trying to talk. Then violently slap the victim till satisfied.

girl: do you have s-i-l-v-e-r-w-a-r-e?...
guy: DU MA!!!
*fob slap*
girl: ow wtf!...oh hell naw. i've just been fob slapped. fml.

by PhatassTactix October 9, 2010

Vodka Slap

A game in which two individuals each take a shot of vodka but DO NOT SWALLOW. They alternate slapping each other in the face until one person, the loser, either spits out the vodka or swallows it.

John and Adam were playing vodka slap. John missed on the first swing and really just sort of punched Adam. But that made John laugh and he spit out his vodka, thereby losing vodka slap.

by r4ketemensch January 16, 2011

slap a cig

to ask someone if they have an extra cigarette for you or to ask if they want to go smoke one

-Damn, I got a 4% on my math test, I need to go slap a cig.

-Shit, I'm out of cigs, you mind if I slap one?

by captain insano32 March 14, 2011

Daap Slap

Hard work that is art/design related suddenly failing because of a trivial oversight. Usually just before a critique when you'd be tired, hungry, and ready to quit. Then you are Daap Slapped without a completed project to show and may have to make due with something worthless.

"This project should never see the light of day."
"DAAP SLAP!"

"Time for crit and you ain't got shit"
DAAP SLAP!

by daaper13 March 22, 2011