Slag Tea

An extraordinarily disappointing meal.

Dabid: What’s for Tea lads?
Carlos: My missus has made poached salmon, scrambled eggs and falafel.
Bojis: Now that is a slag tea

by Bojis Ronsin April 05, 2021

hell slag

A particularly bad slag

Poor Nigel ended up catching crabs from that hell slag in accounts

by Nickers_7819 February 06, 2018

chuffing slags

To smoke or borrow a cigarette.

"can I chuff a slag man?"
"Hes always chuffing slags"

by Dar518 December 11, 2023

Secret Slag

A Secret Slag is someone who loves gossip. Once they get their hands on a little bit of information, they turn it into a big drama.

E.G. SS finds out someone is pregnant, then says they fucked 5 different men.

Me: I knew you were a secret slag!
SS: I never opened my mouth about (redacted)
Me: Then why does the whole building say you told them? You stupid bitch.

by ArranAuth October 27, 2022

Maccas slag

Typically a girl who rolls up their Maccas apron and has a ponytail plait.

She shorten her apron like a short dress a Maccas slag

by #maccas101 September 30, 2022

trampy slag

A girl called bobbie who steals of her friends and legit no one likes her she needs to grow up and get a life the little tramp she steels bud of her dad and gives it away that why we only like her

Trampy slag

by Stoner776 July 11, 2017

Slag bowl

A group of slags that f**k loads of lads that are a group of mates

I'm tired of this slag bowl, let's go find another load

by Muggycunt11 April 21, 2017