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Blast the shaft

When a guy uses a removable shower head to blast the shaft of his penis.
Johnny: Yesterday I was blasting my shaft(blast the shaft) and it was amazing.
by SmileyFaceGuy April 22, 2009
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Shaft

Putting everything you got into something and getting screwed in the ass aka getting ripped off this word can also be used in mobile gacha games like DB legends to complain about not getting a certain featured unit on a summon banner after trying to get it for the 1 millionth time
You: dude I can’t get the new LF vegito blue I’ve already used about 30k crystals on this banner and still haven’t gotten him I got hit with the shaft

Friend: damn I got him like on my 3rd summon with only 5k crystals

You: fuck you
by Supasyanide May 15, 2021
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Shaft Juice

Anything that exits the penis sperm, piss, kidney stones need I say more
Bro she sucked the shaft juice out
by Shaft juicer February 22, 2022
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Shaft Burn

When you are receiving a handski from your sexy time partner without any kind of lubricant resulting in a burning sensation.
"Bro I asked Melissa to give me a handski but she gave me shaft burn!"
by Kume39 November 13, 2015
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Shaft one

What an angry boy says before he blocks you for 16 minutes and then adds you back and says I love you
“You can literally shaft one
by Shafter101 July 2, 2019
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Bachlohm shaft

a mans penis in the morning/ bachlohm shaft
the bachlohm shaft is to be put in the ziz wheel
by Proffesor bryan August 31, 2010
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shaft mistress

when a man cums on a woman's upper lip between the nostrils and her lips to resemble a stream of cum that looks like a mustache
that girl is a shaft mistress.

Why?

cause, she got a cum mustache.
by skye6 December 5, 2013
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