eye seeds

-Placed in your eye socket when your born
- A specific eye seed can determine what
color eyes you have
• Eye seeds can also be grown as a eye seed tree but these plants take more than a
hundred years to grow and they are bestgrown in humid conditions such as Florida
- Broken eye seeds can cause bad sight,
Color blindness, Or any blindness in general
- It is incredibly important to note that all of this is true and not false.

Person 1: What color eye seeds did you kid
get?
Person 2: Oh I got brown, what about you?

by ur local non-binary February 27, 2023

Bad Seed

A person (or animal) who is inherently bad or "evil" by nature. The term became more widely used in the late 1950s when the novel and film (both of the same name) depicting an 8-year-old girl who is...a little shit, to put it bluntly, became popular.

Every species has a bad seed from time to time.

Yes, even dogs.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 18, 2023

Adam seed

a fat white boy who probably has a big ass. He is probably jewish and gets no bitches. He probably has big man titties and has big feet. He proably posts pictures on feetfindr and proably has a tiny cock.

Damn he has a tiny cock. He's probably an adam seed

by ling-ling bing chilling March 23, 2023

Seed Muncher

A racial slur directed towards women of color.

that bitch is a fucking seed muncher.

by dylan_stask March 24, 2023

sam seed

just a bellend

wow that sam seed is a right bellend

by steveee4 February 18, 2023

blow seed

for a male to ejaculate

hey bro let's find some thots tonight at the bar and bring em back here, i need to blow seed tonight.

by sd1rager January 8, 2024

Life Sustaining Seed

That ever so precious male fluid originating in the cum sac. Women desperately crave the contents of this protein rich, love custard. Churning and waiting sweet release deep into that fertile, vaginal womb.

As I thrusted harder and deeper into Erika's warm, wet vaginal cavity, the sensations started to get the best of me. I knew that I had to pull out or risk impregnation; however, just as I was ready to shoot ropes of hot molten jism all over her substantial, 36DD mommy milkers, she grabbed me by the ass and commanded that I deposit that Life Sustaining Seed deep inside her fertile womb. How could I resist her commands...?

by Michael Aruba January 26, 2024