The guy that always just hangs around the group but isn't really a friend. He's considered a "loser" amongst the group. His main goal in life is to get the most attention that he possibly can, and because of this, usually an impulsive liar. He does a lot of dumb things to try to be popular but it never seems to work because he usually ends up getting in trouble. He enjoys a lot of quirky or strange things that he will talk about non-stop whether or not anyone is listening at all. Nobody wants to tell Ryan that he's as annoying as he is, but at the same time, he's always clowned on. Ryan is low-key always super sad but nobody really cares because of the strange distance between him and his "friends". Ryan is the person that everyone does stuff for out of pity because they don't want to hut his too much, but it's those nice things that make him want to keep on coming back.
Friend #1: "Why the fuck is Ryan here?"
Friend #2: "He kind of just invited himself, but nobody's told him to leave yet."
*Ryan walks up with his hat on upside-down*
Ryan: "My grandpa accidentally gave me weed butter, I got so high off of it around my parents"
Friend #2: "He kind of just invited himself, but nobody's told him to leave yet."
*Ryan walks up with his hat on upside-down*
Ryan: "My grandpa accidentally gave me weed butter, I got so high off of it around my parents"
by daddys_paycheck223 October 18, 2019
Get the Ryan mug.A typical black boy who always shags innocent girls in his forest. He is also a massive player, always going to the ugly girls due to his impaired eyesight. In addition, his hearing is worse then Dora the Explorer's. Don't get me started on his fake personality, if i was him i would go to the dry cleaners to wash it but frankly they don't take 'Ryans'. In other words, if you know a ryan, seen a ryan or are the ryan RUN AWAY FROM CIVILISATION!!!
Hey, did you hear about that girl?
Yeh, cannot believe she's pregnant.
Ryan is probably the father. He is the father to like 1,000,000 other babies.
Yeh, cannot believe she's pregnant.
Ryan is probably the father. He is the father to like 1,000,000 other babies.
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Dang man why is Ryan not on the school basketball team.
Who's that retard over there, oh that's Ryan.
Who's that retard over there, oh that's Ryan.
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