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The Ryan

that one dude at a party who always get extremely intoxicated and acts like a complete dumbfuck. Usually an outcast, and can never get into a girl, due to his small dick.
Hehehe. Jim acts like the Ryan"
by thedirtymargotta March 7, 2015
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Ryan

Ryan is a poophead
: somebody Oh hi what's your name?
Ryan: my name is Ryan
Somebody: hey it's that person from the song ryan is a poophead
by Coco gamingart May 23, 2019
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Ryan

A typical black boy who always shags innocent girls in his forest. He is also a massive player, always going to the ugly girls due to his impaired eyesight. In addition, his hearing is worse then Dora the Explorer's. Don't get me started on his fake personality, if i was him i would go to the dry cleaners to wash it but frankly they don't take 'Ryans'. In other words, if you know a ryan, seen a ryan or are the ryan RUN AWAY FROM CIVILISATION!!!
Hey, did you hear about that girl?
Yeh, cannot believe she's pregnant.
Ryan is probably the father. He is the father to like 1,000,000 other babies.
by HarasEkul May 4, 2015
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Ryan

Most likely the gayest person you will ever meet. Likes to stick his dick in his own ass and braid his pubes.
Hey, I heard that Ryan guy was shoving his dick in his ass the other day!
by ejdhfnej May 25, 2018
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Ryan

A dumb cunt who loves rhino anal, has a pimple pizza looking ass face.Love sex with a giraffe.
Ur a Ryan!!!
by Analcough April 15, 2020
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Ryan

Joss: Look at that short cunt.
Ben: It must be Ryan
by 123456lob June 9, 2020
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Ryan

A sexy nerd who has a huge cock & a drop dead gorgeous partner.
Man I wanna fuck Ryan so hard!!! I can't wait.
by FoxxyPelon August 18, 2019
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