riding the bust

The polite way of saying titty fucking

"Excuse me but I've always wanted to try to ride the bust? Would that be okay?"

"May I ride the bust?"

"When I'm riding the bust I like to tip my hat to the lady before I ejaculate on her bust."

by blended May 3, 2010

North Reading

Formerly 2/3 farm land in Northeastern Massachusetts. Dialing a phone back in the 70s only consisted of 5 numbers. Now you must dial an area code, exchange, number and press (1) for English. Was once able to ride down the main street on a bike wearing a blindfold while picking your nose. Now in the new millennium there is a Wendy's, Macdonald's and a Wal-Mart with gulls circling around the parking lots. Even though there is multi-million dollar homes you still need the Spanish-English dictionary if you want to buy a burger. Kids bring weapons to school in their parents BMWs or Mercedes and pop oxycontin like candy from a pez dispenser. All the original townies still think it is 1980 and they wear tight jeans and have mullets. All the new rich people are stuck up fucks that think their shit don't stink, and the cross-over people that cut their mullets off became stuck up cunts.

North Reading used to be a nice little town with quiet safe streets, but now it is just an over populated, forest ruining, money hungry Jones following city.

by Dink Weed February 21, 2008

Riding the Milk Train

Having sex with a lactating woman (still full of breast milk)

"The milk train is comin round any time of night or day With two big headlights shining so you know the way
Picking up steam rolling down the track
Squirtin out juice on the caboose.
The brakeman's havin a heart attack"

"Man, I was riding the milk train last night. And I wasn't the only one who shot off. Don't go round hungry!"

by Twisted Fixtures July 31, 2007

Reading Brail

To feel a girls tits that are so small all you feel are ribs and hard nipples, no cushion whatsoever.

"Dude, hooked up with that academy chick last night, absolutely nothing to grab on, I felt like I was reading brail"

by Michael Salvatore March 12, 2008

riding stanky

when your car still smells like marijuana from being smoked in at an earlier date

yo i got pulled over today i had nothing on me but i was riding stanky so they searched my car

by Matty P aka Pappy July 14, 2009

Riding the A Train

Having anal sex.

Dude #1: "How was sex last night with that brazilian chick?"
Dude #2: "Dude, I totally rode the A train and it was awesome. Damn, I love riding the A train"
Dude #1: "Nice."

by retsnapaj November 9, 2009

reading, england

a very small city south west of london, nothing ever FUCKING HAPPENS!!!!!!!!!!!!

pronounced reding but we're awkward so we spelt it reading:)

person 1: hey, so you know reading, england
person 2: no

by punksnotdead17 August 20, 2019