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When a woman decides to pair slutty clothes with a vest or an animal print to make her outfit "professional"
Brittany thinks she looks professional with her animal print prostiboots and vest.
by Angela Parra-Samra March 3, 2009
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Professional Jew

Someone working within Jewish leadership, either at a Synagogue or Jewish Agency/Organization. One does not have to be Jewish to be a professional Jew.
My job as Cultural Arts director at the Jewish Community Center, makes me a professional Jew.
by Marty the Goy May 10, 2006
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Professional Retard

Someone who is a retard and very good at it. Usually gets paid for it.
Yo Cyril, ya fuckin professional retard!
by Steaver370 September 21, 2004
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the professor

A drink consisting of Champagne, gin, and ginger ale, served at room temperature sometimes served with a potato chip garnish. It is believed that this drink causes an ability for the enhancement of abstract thought or "4 spatial dimensionality." This drink is to be consumed while pondering the significance of distance proportional redshift in the expanding Universe. It is a drink favored by members of the Hungarian royal family.
Crown Prince Elemer Gombos took a sip of the professor and declared his tessarect to be nothing but a singularity.
by Frank W. Dux January 3, 2007
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Professor Killjoy

Professor Killjoy fucked your mom and most likeley hates you! He also likes to hit bunnies with his car
by Muas March 15, 2003
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Professor Falken

a devious sexual act with an underage girl where you go through various positions of the kama sutra at the command of your computer and try not to cum too fast by looking at her hypnotic braces.
Boxhead 1 : dude, i totally did the Professor Falken with that hottie in high school last nite.

Boxhead 2 : totally???

Boxhead 1 : totally!!!
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
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profendom

The fetish of getting lighter burns while getting a blow job
Man I got profendom fun all night last night
by I am me now and always January 16, 2021
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