port adelaide

A place where crackheads pick the footy oval or the most public place for their daily walk
A place where people with disabilities are stared at and screamed at
A place where entitled little kids ride their scooter in the shopping center
A place where they think it's smart to put restaurants where their inhabitants can't afford to eat out
A place where kids skip school and cause shit all day
A place which had a huge glow down after they closed the markets and is overrun by hobos, pissheads, and crackheads
The closer you get to the Port River, the more fucked it gets

Person 1: I'm going to Port Adelaide
Person 2: DON'T

by helloitsunknown June 26, 2023

Port

Backpack

"Make sure you put your school lunch in your port"

by Sharknado55 May 8, 2021

port god

a kid who is grunge or DIY. the "port" comes from the assumption that these kids smoke Newport cigarettes although they rarely do and tend to prefer Parliaments or Marlboro Reds, if any at all.

That Mac Demarco is such a port god.

by Marl Marx April 25, 2017

The port dollar holla

When you get a hummer with a finger up your ass behind the dollar general in Port Jervis for trade of a good high

I met Tiff behind the dollar general. She needed a buzz and I needed "The port dollar holla" from her because I'm horny as a port slut

by Long dong Ed August 23, 2022

port

compiling one thing to another
like compiling a PC game to the PlayStation 69 with the game engine or something i dont know

"The PC port is supreme."
"NO!O!O!!"

by Meme Ghost October 15, 2021

Windward port

When you open the sheets and allow air in or out after a fart to either avoid or clear a dutch oven. specifically applying to when others are in the bed with you.

i was trying to be nice to her and opened a windward port so as to not offend

by Liondcat April 8, 2015

Hella port

Universal term for something you can’t live with out
(Better than that’s sick or that’s cool)

His new album is hella port

Those sunglasses are hella port

by Theology 101 May 30, 2018