The goosebumps you get when you need to poop really bad and its a deep set poop. Like one you know is going to be very meaty. Poop bumps can occur before and/or during your bowel movement. If you get poop bumps, RUN to the bathroom.
John: "Hey man, id love to continue this conversation but I have to go so bad I have POOP BUMPS!"
Gary: "Oh shit man! GO GO GO!"
Gary: "Oh shit man! GO GO GO!"
by Ariatia October 30, 2013
by Poop spoon man February 09, 2019
Someone who sells poop or poopy.
This person could also sell baggies or containers of diarrhea , fart , or sometimes even vomit. Prices may vary depending on who your buying your poop from.
This person could also sell baggies or containers of diarrhea , fart , or sometimes even vomit. Prices may vary depending on who your buying your poop from.
Guy 1: Damn, i really could go for some poop rn :/
Guy 2: Same :,(
Guy 3: Dont worrys guys, ill just hit up my poop dealer, hes got poop like 5 bucks a g.
Guy 2: Same :,(
Guy 3: Dont worrys guys, ill just hit up my poop dealer, hes got poop like 5 bucks a g.
by Certified Ugly March 02, 2019
by Rikogordsberry February 05, 2019
Resin
Poor man's hash
The black tar like substance that you scrape from your pipe which can be smoked as a last resort when weed and/or weed money isn't around.
May give some people headaches.
Poor man's hash
The black tar like substance that you scrape from your pipe which can be smoked as a last resort when weed and/or weed money isn't around.
May give some people headaches.
If you're out of weed and short on cash, or if everyone's dry and weed isn't to be found and you need to take the edge off, pipe poop will do the trick.
by A WHITE GUY February 02, 2015
It is similar to being cock blocked, but instead of getting blocked (or prevented) from scoring a potential hookup, you are being blocked (or prevented) from letting your poop out.
Getting "poop blocked" tends to happen in a work environment where another party comes into the bathroom and occupies the stall next to you while you are trying to poop. You experience an awkward silence, making it too embarrassing to push your poop out since there would be a loud splash sound going "plop, plop, plop" into the toilet. Additionally, the person in the next stall now knows what your shoes looks like, which can be dangerous as he/she can now identify you around the office.
Abbreviation: PB'ed
Getting "poop blocked" tends to happen in a work environment where another party comes into the bathroom and occupies the stall next to you while you are trying to poop. You experience an awkward silence, making it too embarrassing to push your poop out since there would be a loud splash sound going "plop, plop, plop" into the toilet. Additionally, the person in the next stall now knows what your shoes looks like, which can be dangerous as he/she can now identify you around the office.
Abbreviation: PB'ed
Brenda: Damn it!! I got poop blocked for the 2nd time today!
Erica: So you were prairie doggin' it the whole time...
Brenda: I had to retract so I can go back later to continue my extraction.
Erica: I gotta go now... Hopefully I dont get PB'ed!
Erica: So you were prairie doggin' it the whole time...
Brenda: I had to retract so I can go back later to continue my extraction.
Erica: I gotta go now... Hopefully I dont get PB'ed!
by KrazErica + Yewnis February 08, 2013