Ploppycock

When a person lies about pooping to get out of messaging there other half

“Gluesinda I need to poop I’ll message you later” (ploppycock)

by Ploppybossy March 21, 2022

plippyploppyshua

a man with bowel issues who spends time 'plippy ploppying' on the toilet.

Bruh, he's spent 45 minutes on the toilet he's such a plippyploppyshua.

by chungytuck April 4, 2022

plumpet

A portly British man who has an affinity for scruffy American mechanics.

Cindy - "Did you see that hot bearded mechanic at the bar?"

Lucy - "Sorry Cindy, looks like he's here with that plumpet."

by Skunda May 13, 2022

plumpleberry

Fecal matter stuck on the penis after heterosexual anal sex

I woke this morning with a plumpleberry stuck in my pubic hair.

by Woolly May 14, 2022

Plumping

The act of gluing objects to your arse or other common anatomic parts.

People who do this are also commonly referred to as plumpers

Janet, stop plumping your lips and get back to school!

by KittyKatty905 May 15, 2022

Ploppooper

The type of poop you can't quite get out

Man that was a real ploppooper

by ✨✨T&L✨✨ June 6, 2022

Plumping the Peach

Rubbing a penis or phallic object between someone's buttcheeks while pressing them together. The titty-fucking of the booty.

He was nervous for his first pegging experience so I started by plumping the peach as a warmup.

by xxQueenBea September 5, 2022