plant person

only the swaggiest of all

"oh hey ! theres the plant person, super swag if i do say so myself"

by °sxn_flxwer° May 26, 2021

bread planting

When one puts a slice of bread on the ground and then takes a picture of it. It would be preferable if the bread slice was actually halfway into the ground for the picture.

Hey check out this Instagram of my bread planting.

by Oqu November 21, 2018

Rubber Plant IQ

Someone with the wit of a rubber plant, thus as smart as an inanimate object.

Person 1: You've got rubber plant IQ.
Person 2: *licks a doorknob*

by Izn't No More November 28, 2022

Gamer Plant

Another word for marijuana, used by teenagers to communicate publicly.

Zack: Did you bring the gamer plant?
Adam: Yeah it's in my backpack.
Elder: Wow, those youngins are teaching plants to play videogames?

by TheRealDaddyO5 November 04, 2018

Planting a Fern

Getting your hands filthy and shit under your finger nails. Good for the skin, bad for the back.

I love planting a fern with akesl in the lay-bys ❤️

by the chav patter May 06, 2024

chair plant

a fail involving a chair

1- to lean back on the chair and it falls over leaving the occupant lying on the floor, in a daze
2- to attemp to sit on a chair, but miss the chair and land on the floor
3- to walk past a chair and trip on the leg and face plant

1- boy 1- "god this class is soo boring" (leams back while

yawning)

*chair collapses

boy 2- "dude, EPIC FAIL"

2- boy 1- "i need a rest"

*kicks chair back as he trys to sit and hits the

ground

"aww man, i just chair planted"

3- boy 1- "ill be there in a sec"

*walks over but trips on chair leg

"owww, damnit my nose"

by thespirit June 30, 2009

planting chics

Code for getting a pizza.

Hungry?
Yeah.
Planting chics?
Sure, sausage, mushroom and onion.

or

Netflix and planting chics?
Pizza and a movie sounds good.

by diK enieffaC ehT December 19, 2016