Paradox

A question you ask Siri/Alexa/Google/etcetera that causes it to malfunction and give you a not-quite-an-answer.
I asked siri a paradox and it isn't answering.
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Paradox

I’m a bright spark, bench mark like the building blocks
the type’a of polish that's, a cut above the orthodox
author blog of, Pandora in a paradox
the only reason that a penny, let the mic drop
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Paradox

A contradictory statement or event that disproves itself. Sadly these do not work against moronic personality cores.
G: This, sentence, is, false!
W: Hm, uh, hm. True.
G: Its a paradox, there is no answer!
by yogha August 22, 2023
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Paradox

Paradox is the famous leader of the Hypixel Skyblock Guild "real and true" hes muted for 90 days since like 2008 and he had nothing to do with the death of the queen of England
paradox: come on men give me money
denkicks: no
by denk wenk January 08, 2023
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Bari Mahir Paradox

A romantic and totally illogical-yet-cute theory that states: "If a boyfriend does something wrong, it's his girlfriend's fault because he belongs to her, and all his actions are influenced by her presence in his life."

Often used by deeply-in-love guys who want to stay out of trouble while reminding their girl that they're hopelessly, ridiculously hers.
Rano: "Why did you forget our date night?"

Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."

Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves it
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Bari Mahir Paradox

A romantic and totally illogical-yet-cute theory that states: "If a boyfriend does something wrong, it's his girlfriend's fault because he belongs to her, and all his actions are influenced by her presence in his life."
Rano: "Why did you forget our date night?"

Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."

Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves
by Porous oblivion April 22, 2025
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The Walmart Paradox

Walmart paradox refers to the futile locking of common household items to reduce theft but then not hiring enough staff to allow people to buy the items stuck in the case incurring loss of sales

Synonyms dilemma, quagmire
The Walmart paradox is a stupid solution causing the same problem
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