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Pansexual

Contrary to popular belief, pansexual is not when you are attracted to all genders and sexualities, but when you attracted to pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils
Pansexual 1: Yo, that pot was so hot

Pansexual 2: Yea but did you see that kitchen knife? *does TikTok fuckboy move*
by urmumgaelol October 5, 2019
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If you are pansexual then you REALLY like to cook. Pansexual people are attracted to not only pans, but all kitchenware
I am pansexual because I kissed a pan
by Frenchy101 May 28, 2020
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Pansexual

A bisexual that wants to be different to show how cool they are.
Pansexual: I love everyone on this planet males, females and so on.

Everyone else: There are only 2 genders so if you Like them both u are bisexual.
by Gimmemoney June 19, 2020
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being pansexual has a 0% chance of pregnancy because the pan is a non-living thing
by thegloriouswicky July 15, 2020
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Pansexual

Someone who gets off on cooking eggs and beacon.
Dam making breakfast wouldn't be this satisfying if I wasn't Pansexual.
by Neckra14 July 30, 2020
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Pansexual

Your attracted to pans.
I'm a pansexual
by Yhgjiiiii September 14, 2020
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pansexual chaos

We are all crackheads. You declare yourself pan, you start doing the dumbest shit ever. We are insane
Person A: what are they doing over there?
Person B: oh, just pansexual chaos
As the 2 look over at a group of pans with buckets on their head, while waving a flag by a large tree screaming, “MY L’MANBERG, MY L’MANBERG, MY L’MAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNBERRRRGGGG.”
by NotTedNivison May 25, 2021
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