portes

Dominican nigga that loves that pussy

You that nigga is a portes

by Nigga69999999 November 9, 2019

fudge port

butthole, rectum, anus, asshole

Spread your ass cheeks when you take a shit so the area around your fudge port doesn't get smeared up.

by picklepee7120 April 17, 2024

Porting

The act of texting someone and watching porn at the same time without them knowing.

Ex1: Boy 1- "Dude last night i was so porting Jessica."

Boy 2- "Dude Noice"

Ex2: Mel- "oh yes baby."

Jane- "Mel u better not be porting me"

by Patty Dilson June 15, 2014

dead port

A dead port is a network port which there is nothing (in a OSI Layer 5-7 sense) listening on the other side.

Jack: Oh! i think I've installed the Webserver on port 80.
John: No, seems like a dead port..

by samfisher09 August 16, 2018

Port rack

Shelf outside classrooms to put backpacks (ports) on.

"School's about to begin, make sure you put your port on the port rack"

by Sharknado55 May 8, 2021

Forest Port

Where muy shoves a carrot in between a bush and/or between trees discreetly. ( Rectum surgery is highly needed after this act ).

Muy just forest ported sth.

by Kool Kumshot Kev May 14, 2022

c o0wrjfg[porting

Een nieuw bestaand woord bedacht tijdens het herschrijven van de Nederlandse taalcanon;

Áh man, mijn dag was echt zo c o0wrjfgporting vandaag, ik wil echt c o0wrjfgporting, godverdec o0wrjfgporting.

by O~J November 29, 2023