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Een nieuw bestaand woord bedacht tijdens het herschrijven van de Nederlandse taalcanon;

Áh man, mijn dag was echt zo c o0wrjfgporting vandaag, ik wil echt c o0wrjfgporting, godverdec o0wrjfgporting.

by O~J November 29, 2023

Blood Vanilla Port

A dessert of port wine mixed with vanilla ice cream. Creating an ice cream port float.

They ordered a blood vanilla port for dessert after their dinner.

by Justice78 May 19, 2018

port docking

Defecating in a woman's vagina.

"Are you up for port docking?"

"No I have diarrhea."

by Psyeraph October 9, 2014

Port-a-Pussy

When a female is getting sexually pounded with consent in a port-a-john.

See “Shit Poking” for the male version.

Sylvia and John had Port-a-Pussy at the concert.

John and Stan had a contest to see who could get the most Port-a-Pussy.

by Fuiwontdowhatyoutellme August 26, 2022

Port Power

The most povo AFL team. Port Adelaide is the most feral place in South Australia, filled with bogans who shoot ice up their veins at the pub. All port fans have no teeth and have no money.

Do you go for Port Power?
No, I am not gay and I don't like cock up my bum

by crackedfortnitekid May 7, 2023

Port

A Port is a person usually named Marco that is a type of BAN one who was married to a to a controlling female who hyphenates her name and gets side pieced by the mail man

Marco was married to this controlling female. She makes him do what ever she asks. Dam Marco is such a Port

by Shockabuds January 21, 2025

Porting

Where one puts his/her Butthole against another persons Butthole and both parties fart

Last night my girlfriend and I ate chipotle and spent the night porting

by Port master mcfarty May 20, 2024