Who ever cared about your life? Oh wait, you don't even have a life!

A very original roast.

Who ever cared about your life? Oh wait, you don't even have a life!

by anonymous November 20, 2023

waiting with baited breath

What a cat does by eating cheese and then hiding silently near a mouse-hole for a furry varmint to come out looking for da source of da delicious aroma.

Garfield is shown to easily catch multiple mice --- i.e., one underneath each foot --- without even trying very hard, and so it's possible dat he was "waiting with baited breath", and so da mice just flocked to him. Or of course, it could also merely be dat said speedy specimens of omnivorous opportunity have learned by now dat said tubby tabby never actually eats da mice he catches or otherwise harms them in any way, and so they are less watchful 'n' wary around Jon's house than they might be in other people's domiciles where da resident felines actually may hunt said rodents for real.

by QuacksO February 26, 2024

yearlong wait

When you just miss a bus/train going to your significant other and waiting for the next one seems endless.
If you're a male you basically feel your beard growing.

- I just missed bus #80 yesterday while going to meet my girl. Dude, that was a yearlong wait!
- But that bus runs every 10 minutes, right?

by anonymous May 26, 2017

Wait, What?

Wait, What?

Mr. Jason Allen, Salt Lake City UT

Wait, What? you have pink hare now? Wait, what?

by datkinson May 14, 2018

Wait...what?

That thing when you're not sure if you're right or wrong, but you know you're definitely confused

Joshua: So, did you have a good night with me, m'lady, *props himself up with one arm*
Sarah: I'm actually a man, *Rips of fake boobs to reveal muscles*
Joshua: That's even better
Sarah: wait...what?

by Gem's_definition March 17, 2024

Wait i can’t remove definitions?

oh god oh no oh god help

“wait i can’t remove definitions?”
“well oh god oh no oh god”

by anonymous June 28, 2022

waiting for the fan to go brown

The intervening period of time between taking a potentially disastrous course of action and the manifestation of the consequences.

From the phrase 'the shit hit the fan".

Having given all his company's products away for free just to say that sales had been achieved, Ben stood back while waiting for the fan to go brown.

by vxrandall March 24, 2023