Curtis Nelson

Curtis Nelson is a highly important element of the comedy landscape. He is a big joke that thinks he'd know an artist if he was talking to one, because he talks to people who are funnier than him all the time. Anyone is funnier than Curtis Nelson. Curtis Nelson is an awkward burden to carry for anyone who tries.

Hey, go gather something to help me carry this Curtis Nelson, I cant hold on much longer.

Hey, can you gather up a bundle of sticks? Thank you, I know that is a real Curtis Nelson to carry.

Hey, I think theres an evil wizard or a troll over there. Gather up a bunch of Curtis Nelsons and we'll light them on fire, and if he lives, we know that wizard is an artist.

by Light the Magician, on fire. January 25, 2023

rocky marcel nelson 3

A guy i totally ship with every girl i wanna fuck him so bad

rocky marcel nelson 3 is so hot he should fuck everyone

by Please kys improve the world January 31, 2023

Nelson Middle School

nelson has too much. boys vadalize the toilets everyday with their own shit and piss like wtf? the teachers are always getting fired or resigning. one got fired for sexual harrasement ? the principal is such a w but the school.. bru you cant use the restroom at the first 10 or last 10 minutes of class????? wild. nelson has “fist fights” that look like two rats high fiving too wtf if you're gay, brown, athletic you're good! if not then uhhh gl man. also nelson is a good school im lit js being a little over exaggerating.. nms is a W(only bc of our principal)

Nelson Middle School has the shittiest school ever.

by peppermint !! December 29, 2023

Soggy Nelson

To shove ones period blood up someone's nose to simulate a nose bleed.

I gave my best friend a Soggy Nelson

by Mr_Scrubss January 8, 2024

Nelsoning

The act of an individual attempting to appear straight when they clearly aren’t.

He tried to hit on her, but she could tell by the way he walked and talked that he was Nelsoning.

by Frank Coctostan December 6, 2022

Nelson

nelson is my only and one love, he shows me that love is real, even tho we argue a lot we still know to get back together because we’re meant to be.❤️ this guy showed me that not all guys are bad and i’m so thankful that october 21 was the day we got together and that gotta be the best day ever. i felled in love with you because your different and unique i love that you be acting like you around me i love that nelson shows how much he cares for me. i don’t care what people say about our relationship. nelson is my soulmate he is the love of my life and will be the father of my kids. i’m so thankful nelson can handle my attitude my selfishness and my mood and i’m sorry that i get so moody with you sometimes but know i don’t mean anything when i’m mad i truly love nelson and he will forever be the love of my life. A guy tried to ask for my number at school i said “no i have boyfriend” the guy kept telling me “your bf don’t let have friends see now that’s slave😂” i ignored the guy because i’m loyal for my husband/soulmate/the love of my life it’s not hard to be loyal and honest with your loves one if you truly love them you would do anything to make them happy. i truly wanna see my husband hold our baby in his hands. i know his the one for me and i know we’re to young and we’re teenagers but i know nelson is the one. he’s the best person i’ve met he changed me for better he doesn’t know he’s healing a heart that he didn’t break.

nelson

by ilovemyhusband222 November 21, 2023

Nelson, New Zealand

Small city in the Tasman region if New Zealand at the top of the South Island. Known for some of the sunniest weather in the country, and the Sealord headquarters and not much else.

Lots of Poms, dope smoking bogans, and miserable hippie/alternative types hang about here and the small minded opinions of the locals will leave you feeling like an outsider.

Please don't waste your time and visit Nelson.

Alana: "I'm moving to Nelson, New Zealand with my son next month. Time for a change"
Brett: Good luck with that mate, I've heard Nelson if full of lowifes and miserable hippies.

by KeisterShaker007 December 18, 2023