Yeah, I went on myspace and chatted up this dude, then we met and he was actually 47 years old and he raped me!
by whyhellothere11 November 3, 2009
Get the myspace mug.A bunch of narcissistic, ego maniacal 14 year olds flashing the peace sign. Giggling online at lame comments from their little friends, while they talk to the same friends on the phone about pressing issues, like what color to dye their hair next... Time to turn on the radio... lip sync to Hannah Montana, head bopping back and forth, stretching out their gum, while a tear rolls down their parents cheek "My little girl... she used to be so smart... what happened!?". Online pop culture happened! Mental destruction by egocentric digital nonsense.
Other than that, it's not half bad.
Other than that, it's not half bad.
Your average 10 year old kid: "I don't have time for homework, mom.. I've got to get more friends on MySpace so I can be popular!"
by CoolBlue731 December 10, 2009
Get the MySpace mug.A place where hundreds of teenie boppers congregate and comment each other about how they saw each other at a gig, or the local train station. Many people's pictures consist of crappy angles which only reveal half a face, or the top of a fringe teamed up with some crappy lyrics written across the image. Almost every myspacer's about me consists of something about how they dont have time for all the myspace kids who want to talk to them, or how incredibly smart and/or individual they are, or maybe how they want people to stop listening to "their" music. In conclusion, myspace is the worst trend ever.
Myspacer 1: Hey! i saw you at the xdeAtHxfroMxabovexwiThxAxknifex gig!
Myspacer 2: Are you haniging out at the train station tomorrow?
Myspacer 1: YEAH SEE YOU THERE! OMG!
Myspacer 2: Are you haniging out at the train station tomorrow?
Myspacer 1: YEAH SEE YOU THERE! OMG!
by Rachel Scene September 14, 2008
Get the MySpace mug.outdated social network site. if you still use it (instead of Facebook) then youre a complete loser. if you check your myspace more than once a day, kill yourself. youre not "cool". only stupid asses use myspace. they think theyre hard asses just cuz they cuss a lot in their comments, so they think they know how to "fight". -_-
only 13-15 year old emo scene girls (and scene boys who try to look like girls) use myspace now. its a barren wasteland where only vampires---i mean myspace whores lurk, taking pride in knowing how to "argue" and be tough as nails over the internet. pathetic saps....
by who craig? November 28, 2009
Get the Myspace mug.A Social networking program where friends can comment and message to stay in touch. Myspace was created to replace sports or any other physical activity. Instead teens waste their time trying to get over 1000 friends(1.0k+)even though half of them are bands and/or people they don't know.
by erereric June 2, 2008
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SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE:
Abduction
Rape
Murder
Stalking
MYSPACE gals may look like the following;
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SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE:
Abduction
Rape
Murder
Stalking
MYSPACE gals may look like the following;
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t286/Empress544/motivational%20posters/myspace.jpg
by anonymous gal/guy of the world March 15, 2009
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