Gristle on my dick

When gristle is applied to the genital area

Yo she put gristle on my dick

by Hdrizzle July 06, 2022

Sicked on my dick

When a girl/boy is performing oral sex and she/he then vomits on your cock.

Damn, Shelly sicked on my dick last night and got it all over my carpet which was a family heirloom.

by Slamcaked February 26, 2019

shitting my dick

are you being for real

Vivian are you shitting my dick

by cowboygoldfish April 18, 2022

My dicks bigger

If you have long legs you have a humungus dick is so big when you get a boner it wraps around the world 8 times

Hey Aria My dick is bigger because my legs are longer then yours you have short legs = one inch pinch. Long legs = My dicks bigger

by Hoes be mad June 29, 2022

Fucked my dick off

After sexual intercourse, you realize it was so good that you can no longer feel your penis

"Bro, we smashed so hard last night she basically fucked my dick off"

by Rogaaas August 13, 2015

National see my dick day

You have to whip out your dick any time someone asks you to on October 8th

Ay yo whip it out, it's national see my dick day

by Jsbjsk October 05, 2021

Hold my dick

Phrase said to clergy when they try to molest you.

Priest: Hey, sweet boy. Wanna try something new?
Choir boy: Hold my dick, creep!

by armerlinsea April 17, 2022