A mormon from the hood who chills with homies. Gangstas of this sought originate from Utah and are quickly growing in numbers due to their polygamist attitudes. Source of income comes from the selling of "the book of mormon", which teaches the gang mentality they hope to uphold.
Easily defined by their nametags, these gangstas have a well-known rivalry with another gang called Jehovahs Witnesses and many turf wars have been fought across the united states between both sects.
Easily defined by their nametags, these gangstas have a well-known rivalry with another gang called Jehovahs Witnesses and many turf wars have been fought across the united states between both sects.
by christopher jockstrap January 15, 2008
Get the mormon gangstamug. A weird-ass young white male who walks everywhere looking for people to talk to about Jesus. Always comes in a group of two.
If you let them talk to you once, they will ALWAYS come back. Like a Jehovah's Witness, but does not come with food.
If you let them talk to you once, they will ALWAYS come back. Like a Jehovah's Witness, but does not come with food.
I got attacked by a mormon missionary yesterday. I let them come inside and they talked to me about Jesus for FIVE HOURS!
by concernicus August 17, 2007
Get the mormon missionarymug. John: Dude. I was reading the Book of Mormon and I got a hard on.
Matt: Jesus Christ! Talk about a Mormon Woody
Matt: Jesus Christ! Talk about a Mormon Woody
by Rnegade November 6, 2010
Get the Mormon Woodymug. by tough titties December 17, 2011
Get the Mormon Abstinencemug. by cracked7toilet January 20, 2018
Get the boat mormonsmug. The last gospel of the Bible, translated by Joseph Smith and published in 1830.
Is Mormonism of Christianity?
Galatians 1:8 (NIV)
But even if we or an angel from heaven should preach a gospel other than the one we preached to you, let him be eternally condemned!
Is Mormonism of Christianity?
Galatians 1:8 (NIV)
But even if we or an angel from heaven should preach a gospel other than the one we preached to you, let him be eternally condemned!
It's pretty black and white.
by moltovivace April 29, 2005
Get the Book of Mormonmug. A Mormon Klump is very similar to a cleveland steamer, but involves more than two individuals. It can involve two individuals, but this is more commonly known as a "Sherman Klump". If you stumble upon a situation involving 3 or more people and their poop, it is most likely a Mormon Klump.
The primary receiver of the klumping is refered to as "Sherman", during both the Sherman and Mormon Klumps.
The primary receiver of the klumping is refered to as "Sherman", during both the Sherman and Mormon Klumps.
Todd: "Hey man, did you go to that church service last night?"
Henry: "I sure did, but it turned into a Mormon Klump. I had to get out of there".
Todd: "Was Meg the Sherman?"
Henry: "Meg's ALWAYS the Sherman..."
Henry: "I sure did, but it turned into a Mormon Klump. I had to get out of there".
Todd: "Was Meg the Sherman?"
Henry: "Meg's ALWAYS the Sherman..."
by shermanklump March 26, 2011
Get the Mormon Klumpmug.