mormon gangsta

A mormon from the hood who chills with homies. Gangstas of this sought originate from Utah and are quickly growing in numbers due to their polygamist attitudes. Source of income comes from the selling of "the book of mormon", which teaches the gang mentality they hope to uphold.

Easily defined by their nametags, these gangstas have a well-known rivalry with another gang called Jehovahs Witnesses and many turf wars have been fought across the united states between both sects.
"Elder, i gave out 5 pamphlets today."
"Wow brother, you really are a mormon gangsta"
by christopher jockstrap January 11, 2008
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mormon missionary

A weird-ass young white male who walks everywhere looking for people to talk to about Jesus. Always comes in a group of two.
If you let them talk to you once, they will ALWAYS come back. Like a Jehovah's Witness, but does not come with food.
I got attacked by a mormon missionary yesterday. I let them come inside and they talked to me about Jesus for FIVE HOURS!
by concernicus August 14, 2007
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Mormon Woody

Getting a hard on while reading the Book of Mormon
John: Dude. I was reading the Book of Mormon and I got a hard on.

Matt: Jesus Christ! Talk about a Mormon Woody
by Rnegade November 05, 2010
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Mormon Abstinence

I'm saving myself for marriage, lets use mormon abstinence.
by tough titties December 09, 2011
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Book of Mormon

The last gospel of the Bible, translated by Joseph Smith and published in 1830.

Is Mormonism of Christianity?

Galatians 1:8 (NIV)
But even if we or an angel from heaven should preach a gospel other than the one we preached to you, let him be eternally condemned!
by moltovivace April 30, 2005
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Mormon Klump

A Mormon Klump is very similar to a cleveland steamer, but involves more than two individuals. It can involve two individuals, but this is more commonly known as a "Sherman Klump". If you stumble upon a situation involving 3 or more people and their poop, it is most likely a Mormon Klump.

The primary receiver of the klumping is refered to as "Sherman", during both the Sherman and Mormon Klumps.
Todd: "Hey man, did you go to that church service last night?"
Henry: "I sure did, but it turned into a Mormon Klump. I had to get out of there".
Todd: "Was Meg the Sherman?"
Henry: "Meg's ALWAYS the Sherman..."
by shermanklump March 10, 2011
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