Ever seen a guy wearing a mask, dressed in tape joggers, sporting white hair? well if you have, he was probably an e-boy. E-boy's have evolved throughout the years from wearing a striped shirt over a hoodie, gothic eye makeup and wearing nail polish to dressing in varsity jackets, leather trousers,printed pants, tape joggers, military vests, tye-dye trousers, checkered print leggings anything that looks halloween-ish(devil print, skulls, skeletons), big shoes(even yeezys and those boots you only wear when it's cold out) hats, chains, locks and earrings(but of course don't forget your nail polish).
Another big note is you no longer have to be as sad as possible, of course you could try listen to punk rock music but MGK isn't that good anyway (his merch is fire tho)
It's almost hard to escape them now. The e-boy lifestyle can be expensive (trust me, I know) but flexing to your friends is always a plus. If you can't afford it, don't worry a pair of black boots with plaid trousers with a chain,and a leather jacket with your hair parted in two always does the trick.
Another big note is you no longer have to be as sad as possible, of course you could try listen to punk rock music but MGK isn't that good anyway (his merch is fire tho)
It's almost hard to escape them now. The e-boy lifestyle can be expensive (trust me, I know) but flexing to your friends is always a plus. If you can't afford it, don't worry a pair of black boots with plaid trousers with a chain,and a leather jacket with your hair parted in two always does the trick.
"yo, these new boots will go great with my new leather trousers from Balmain"
"ugh, you're such a modern e-boy Lucas"
"ugh, you're such a modern e-boy Lucas"
by hey how y'all doing June 29, 2021
Boris: modern caillou! you are ungrounded! go and do whatever you want
Modern caillou: Yay! thanks dad! i'm going to chuck e cheese's
Modern caillou: Yay! thanks dad! i'm going to chuck e cheese's
by RealMaxthanimator February 09, 2019
A Modern Neanderthal is a person that thinks they are smart, but really isn't
Person 1: OH. MY. GOSH. GUYS I JUST DISCOVERED THAT THE EARTH IS FLAT!
Person 2: Guys look! the Modern Neanderthal discovered so called "Blinker Fluid Tank"!
Person 2: Guys look! the Modern Neanderthal discovered so called "Blinker Fluid Tank"!
by MyNameIsNotJay September 05, 2022
by Modern person January 23, 2022
A term used in sports designs. Using old features of the past like ball park designs, uniform or logo modernize.
Usually used with the opposite of retro modernism
Usually used with the opposite of retro modernism
Oriole Park changed how people see ballparks as using modern retroism with it using old school ballpark borders thab the common cookie cutter dual use stadiums
by Jerryboiz June 27, 2021
by Mushaman May 02, 2024
When somebody ignores all the scientific facts, that something can kill you and still decides to do said activity.
by Penhold July 27, 2017