When a monkey looked at the world, and realized that some things are things, and some things are not things.
The emergence of pre-er modernism was so radical that it caused a poop-flinging war that has raged through the ages and now goes by the name "philosophy".
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Get the Modern caillou mug.A name for a new born always containing at least 1 x or z in it. Usually took either 8 months + 20 days, or 5 minutes. Also these names are always stupid. These monstrosities also may contain more Y’s then necessary.
I don’t understand stand the obsession with these Modern baby names. Stop naming your kids after a serial killer.
-Me
Oh cool, how about I name my kid Jackson, but spelt like Jaxxynne, to give it that modern baby name twist.
-Me
Oh cool, how about I name my kid Jackson, but spelt like Jaxxynne, to give it that modern baby name twist.
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Get the modern physics mug.Often seen with her hair in a wolfcut or curtain bangs, often dyed, her eyes green or blue, she wears nose rings, blush and lipgloss and wears the best tops and pants from cyber and Y2K stores, often with skull and other prints. She is always on TikTok. She has a skinny but healthy body. All the guys go crazy for her.
She loves Playboi Carti, Lil Uzi Vert, Kanye West, Yeat and Kendrick Lamar. You’ll often see her out shopping, she loves platform boots and heels from trendy stores.
You can achieve this look simply by wearing a good blush and a nose ring, get a wolfcut or curtain bangs. Wear trendy outfits and platform shoes, and don’t forget to get yourself a e-boy boyfriend.
She loves Playboi Carti, Lil Uzi Vert, Kanye West, Yeat and Kendrick Lamar. You’ll often see her out shopping, she loves platform boots and heels from trendy stores.
You can achieve this look simply by wearing a good blush and a nose ring, get a wolfcut or curtain bangs. Wear trendy outfits and platform shoes, and don’t forget to get yourself a e-boy boyfriend.
Jake: Woah is that Maya with freckles and a nose ring in platform boots?
Nate: Oh yeah she’s a modern e-girl now it’s hot.
Nate: Oh yeah she’s a modern e-girl now it’s hot.
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