Reverse Minnesota Snuggle

When a woman is sitting on the toilet taking a shit and a man comes in , picks her up as to have her hover over the toilet so he can screw her while she shits.

My girl had to take a wicked shit this morning I stepped in picked her up and I gave her a reverse Minnesota Snuggle

by Bitchtits32459 May 2, 2021

Minnesota Ranch Cup

When 2 or more men climax in a cup and dip their penis tips in it

Hey there bud, we’re gonna have a Minnesota Ranch Cup sesh later. Wanna join?

by Panty-and-stocking-themed-foot December 6, 2024

Minnesota Campfire

Two moderately handsome man rub their penises together in the woods, much like boy scouts attempting to start a primitive campfire. When the sticks start to head up and the men achieve simultaneous release, they sit down and eat smore's and then pretend it never happened.

Saint and Sam went out and started a Minnesota Campfire tonight and think we don't know

by Adrianrage December 30, 2024

Minnesota Sports

A phrase used by upper midwest fans of major sports teams based in the state of Minnesota that choke a big game for the sole reason to the fact that the team is based in Minnesota.

After a Vikings, Timberwolves, Wild, Twins or Gophers loss, the phrase is often used: "yup, thats Minnesota sports" or "Typical Minnesota sports"

by ZJR13 January 13, 2025

Minnesota Brookie

The act of shoving a stick of butter up your rectum, letting it melt, then excreting it's contents onto a cookie sheet.

We went over to MB's house, he made us Minnesota Brookies. They were amazing!

by Ckling June 17, 2025

Minnesota Luggage Rack

Leaving a pile of snow on top of your car to blow and fall off in the middle of traffic.

Mom had to report to work on time despite the weather she left with a large Minnesota luggage rack.

by Steinerwoodwork July 9, 2025

Minnesota sponge bath

Minnesota sponge bath
noun

A depraved and unsanitary sexual act involving the use of a sponge soaked in a mixture of water and human feces, which is then rubbed onto the nude body of a recipient. Commonly performed in the stifling heat of a portable toilet, often on extremely hot and humid days, the act is characterized by its filth, foul odor, and intentional violation of physical boundaries. Noted for its extreme nature and association with certain fringe fetishes, the Minnesota sponge bath is widely regarded as one of the most repulsive expressions of sexual deviance.

Person A.. Dude she gave me a Minnesota sponge bath and I can't open my eyes

Person B.. did she do it the whole body??

Person A.. yeah, I think I need to get myself tested.....

Usage: Medical staff were alarmed after the patient described symptoms following a “Minnesota sponge bath” in a festival porta-potty.

by Ethankillerr July 14, 2025