Minnesota Mammoth Cave

(Noun)
-A sex act typically performed by three sexual deviants whereby two morons hollow out a Kansas City strip steak and dock their wankers together while the third begins to eat the steak.
-A Minnesota Mammoth Cave combined with a shrimpboat yields an Indiana Dick Lick.
-If a Minnesota Mammoth Cave is combined with 2 Kennebunkport Surprises you have an Alabama Hot Pocket, or for international purposes, a Nova Scotian Reverse Sausage Docking Port. (Illegal in 49 states, except Alabama, where it is a family tradition).
-A Minnesota Mammoth Cave is the leading cause of chronic dick jasmine.

Did you see that red neck, hillbilly, and Canadian doing a Minnesota Mammoth Cave? They are definately getting dick jasmine!

by FrostedTips918 February 17, 2019

minnesota cliffhanger

When You Are Having Sexual Intercourse from Behind In Doggy Style , The Male Throws His Leg over The Females Shoulder and she begins to clip his toenails.

Hey bro , I Minnesota Cliffhangerd my girl last night

by Natetheninja August 24, 2018

Minnesota Ave

The longest, bumpiest, deadliest street in SE/NE

Man I ain’t going down Minnesota Ave, I ain’t tryna get another flat tire bitch

by Official Savage Sweetheart April 12, 2019

minnesota hairspray

When your man sprays his precious seed into your hair and it hardens from the cold.

Omg my bf just gave me a Minnesota hairspray and it is just what I needed.

by Minnesotaboy January 16, 2017

Minnesota Hand Warmer

Creating a warm, fresh turd or piece of fecal matter that is then held in your hand to prevent frostbite.

Shoveling snow had my hands so cold, I had to make a Minnesota Hand Warmer.

by Giggling_santa February 10, 2025

Minnesota Meat-Masher

The act of having a parter crush the mans fully erect penis with hard objects such as bricks until the man ejaculates

"dude Rebecca gave me a Minnesota Meat-Masher last night, and it still aches."

by PenisTicker March 18, 2025

Minnesota Snow Angel

The sexual act of dry humping your partner on a toboggan speeding downhill. It is also tradition to wear costumes from the Disney movie "Frozen" while performing this act. Make sure to bring appropriate safety gear in case of sledding accidents.

Me and Kathy snuck out during our High School Reunion to make a Minnesota Snow Angel! You betcha it was a blast!

by CakeBakeConnor January 10, 2017