Midnight dinner

(Noun). A meal eaten late in the night upon the assumption that the feast consumed earlier that evening was lunch.
Usually a byproduct of smoking marijauna.

Friend 1: Whoa dude, your looking quite tubby as of late.
Friend 2: I know bro, need to cut back on those midnight dinners.
Friend 1: Yea, you and my girlfriend.

by chunkemunkee August 14, 2013

midnight cocksucker

A person that kisses ass to another but does secretly behind everyone's back

Vince is midnight cocksucker. He talked to the boss last night after we left to tell on us

by Scorpio1386 August 23, 2021

Midnight Moo

A Midnight Moo is the act of defecating on another person's face as the clock strikes 12. The person committing this act must also MOO like a cow simultaneously.

Tim: "Yo bro, Nick was being an asshole last night; lets fucking give him a midnight moo tonight."

Bob: "Totally dude. Lets get his ass"

by Brosif Kony March 20, 2012

six to midnight

Is a way to say that one has flipped his erection into his waistband. To hide the bulge.

Our waitress was so hot, after dinner i had to do a six to midnight so no one could tell.

by Frankestein September 22, 2009

Midnight Blue

A mixture between Blue Moon and Guiness.

Hey, barkeep, two Midnight Blues.

by Jerfull December 31, 2009

Midnight Sailor

After an extremely drunk one-night stand, when the girl is passed out drunk, you piss and outline around her body before sneaking out of the house.

I'm really glad I drank all that beer last night, It took a lot of piss to give that fat girl the ol' midnight sailor.

by OKCsavage May 30, 2009

Midnight Special

Noun. 1. An urgent, extremely uncomfortable diarrhea attack that happens in the middle of the night, usually resulting from a night of drinking and Mexican food. 2. Waking up in the middle of the night to make a painful bowel movement. Inspired by the CCR hit song of the same name.

I didn't sleep well last night, I had a visit from the Midnight Special.

by artrock80 February 28, 2009